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04/09/2018

I used to be addicted to soap.

I’m clean now

04/09/2018

A good scarecrow.

Is outstanding in his field.

04/09/2018

Gaston, the villian from beauty and the beast, won the no-belle prize.

04/09/2018

My daughter was born small , round and jaundiced.

We called her Melony

04/09/2018

Man died of massive head injuries.

That’s what happens if you have a massive head.

04/09/2018

A eu**ch wanted to be a juggler.

But he didn’t have the balls.

04/09/2018

The store keeps calling me to come back and buy more bedroom furniture, but all I really wanted was one night stand

04/09/2018

I will never mention a woman’s menstral cycle again.

Period.

04/09/2018

A very bad music teacher was looking for a place to live.

He finally found A Flat.

04/09/2018

Visited the butcher. I bet him twenty pounds he couldn’t reach the meat on the top shelf.

He said the steaks were too high.

04/09/2018

Ate my watch this morning.

Was very time consuming

04/09/2018

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

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