Tag Rob Sherwood

26/08/2024

I had Santa turn up for my birthday

27/01/2024

I need advice, I keep having dreams about my best mates mum , she is 46 and very fit , should I tell her ?

10/12/2023

Watching Forest Gump with Sophia and she says is this film about your friend Rob Sherwood

25/11/2023

I now have 50 followers, only 1 million more and I can be called an influencer

17/11/2023

I have lost my superpower

14/11/2023

Does anybody know a Wendy James , she keeps sending me n**e pictures

09/08/2023

Off to the Temple today to meet up with my new friends Indians of Hounslow

04/08/2023

Life is like a box of chocolates 

18/12/2022

29/11/2022

Train and bus etiquette for those of you who don’t commute everyday and have trouble with conducting themselves as expected

1) Bags don’t go on the seat beside you or by your feet, use the luggage rack above your head.

1a) Don't look like I have killed somebody if I I ask you to move your fake Dior handbag off the seat so I can sit down.

2) if you are larger than average you are not going to fit that arse into a small gap , traveling with your arse on my leg for an hour is not good etiquette.

3) The loud speaker on you phone is for outside use, not for you to share your music or YouTube clip with the entire carriage , it’s rude please don’t do it .

4) coughing , sneezing and spitting all over the person opposite you is not polite

5) feet don’t go on the seat but on the floor.

6) if you see a woman who is pregnant or someone who is old give up your seat rather than pretending to be asleep.

7) A person wearing deodorant or perfume is so much nicer to sit next two rather than somebody who
stinks (much more so in the summer )

Please next time you get on a train or bus try and follow the above and we will all get along fine

27/11/2022

Last night I was at a charity dinner in London and sat between King Kenny and the thee time world waterfluming champion.
It was great to finanaly meet the Human Doplhin

30/10/2022

On Halloween I like to dress up as a pumpkin