18/07/2025
Please join us in congratulating DD on her recent promotion to Chief Cuteness Officer (CCO). Her impressive track record includes remarkable growth in nap efficiency, innovative approaches to milk acquisition, and a disruptive attitude toward established sleep schedules. We look forward to seeing how her fresh perspective (and frequent cries for change) will shape our team culture going forward. Welcome aboard, DD—your leadership potential is already off the charts (literally, according to her height percentile)!
