Dextom Kenya

04/09/2025

JOKE OF THE DAY:

Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a Party.

After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, ‘My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel He studied Economics And Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he’s the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday.‘

The second guy said, ‘Darn, that’s terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He’s so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.’

The third man said: ‘Well, that’s terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.‘

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: ‘What are all the congratulations for?’

One of the three said: ‘We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. …What about your son?‘

The fourth man replied: ‘My son is gay and makes a living dancing at a nightclub.‘

The three friends said: ‘What a shame… What a disappointment. ‘

The fourth man replied simply that his son was gay and worked as a dancer. The other three friends immediately offered their condolences, calling it a shame and a disappointment.

The fourth father simply smiled and shook his head. He explained he was not ashamed at all and that his son was actually doing quite well. Just two weeks ago for his birthday, he had received a magnificent mansion, a private jet, and a top-of-the-line Mercedes from his three very generous boyfriends.

The room fell into a stunned and silent understanding.

04/09/2025

Black CEO Denied First Class Seat - 12 Minutes Later, He Grounds the Plane and Fires the Pilot

Dr. Malcolm Adeyemi was used to being underestimated. At forty-three, he was the youngest Black CEO of an international aviation company, a self-made billionaire who had built his empire from a single cargo jet into one of the most profitable airlines in the world.

But on this Tuesday morning, dressed simply in jeans and a blazer, he looked like any other traveler. He didn’t carry the weight of his status on his shoulders. He just wanted to get to London for a crucial investors’ meeting.

At the check-in desk, he handed his ticket to the attendant, who glanced at him briefly before frowning.

“Sir, I think you’re in the wrong line. This counter is for First Class passengers only.”

Malcolm raised a brow. “I know. I booked First Class.”

She laughed nervously, looking him up and down. “Are you sure? First Class is quite… expensive.”

Before he could reply, another passenger, a white businessman in a suit, stepped forward. “He’s probably lost. Why don’t you check my ticket instead?”

The attendant smiled at the man and waved him through, ignoring Malcolm.

Something inside him tightened, but he said nothing. He simply pulled out his phone and typed a quick message.

“Boarding now. Will be 12 minutes.”

On the plane, it got worse. A flight attendant stopped him as he moved toward First Class.

“Sir, Economy is that way.”

Malcolm’s voice was calm. “Check my ticket.”

She did. Her face shifted. But instead of apologizing, she muttered, “Hmph. Must be some mistake.”

By the time he sat down, whispers rippled through the cabin. Some passengers stared as if he had stolen the seat.

The final insult came when the pilot himself, a tall white man with a stiff jaw, walked past and sneered.

“Hope you’re comfortable, sir. Don’t usually see… your type up here.”

Malcolm’s eyes narrowed. His patience snapped.

Exactly twelve minutes later, before the plane could taxi, the intercom crackled.

“Attention passengers, this flight is temporarily grounded. We apologize for the delay.”

Confusion spread. Murmurs filled the cabin.

Then Malcolm stood up. His deep, steady voice carried over the noise:

“My name is Dr. Malcolm Adeyemi. I am the CEO of this airline. And I have just witnessed unprofessionalism and racism from members of my own crew.”

Gasps erupted. The attendants froze. The pilot went pale.

Malcolm turned to him.
“You’re relieved of duty. Effective immediately.”

The pilot stammered. “You… you can’t do that...”

Malcolm’s eyes burned with authority.
“I built this airline. You don’t tell me what I can’t do.”

The cabin erupted in applause.

And at that moment, every passenger knew, this wasn’t just another flight.

This was history in motion...

30/08/2025

Top 20 African countries where alcohol is heavily Consumed. Ranking by Pure Alcohol Consumption Per Capita.

1 Uganda 🇺🇬 11.30
2 Burkina Faso 🇧🇫 11.27
3 Tanzania 🇹🇿 10.95
4 Seychelles 🇸🇨 10.19
5 Cameroon 🇨🇲 9.60
6 Benin 🇧🇯 8.83
7 Gabon 🇬🇦 8.14
8 Botswana 🇧🇼 7.27
9 South Africa 🇿🇦 7.13
10 Mauritius 🇲🇺 6.86
11 Eswatini 🇸🇿 6.79
12 Equatorial Guinea 🇬🇶 6.56
13 Republic of the Congo 🇨🇬 6.05
14 Cape Verde 🇨🇻 6.01
15 Mali 🇲🇱 5.32
16 Namibia 🇳🇦 5.05
17 São Tomé and Príncipe 🇸🇹 4.79
18 Lesotho 🇱🇸 4.30
19 Ghana 🇬🇭 4.26
20 Burundi 🇧🇮 4.16

Source: Data commons

23/03/2025

Cameramen...please only capture the moving vehicles...now see what you have done...

16/03/2025

In the heart of Brazil, there is a place where civilization suddenly stops and nature creates its endless kingdom. We are talking about the almost surreal border between the city of Manaus and the enormous Amazon rainforest, a contrast that leaves you speechless. On one side, a modern city, full of noise, buildings and urban life. On the other, a dense green sea that swallows the horizon and breathes the silence of forgotten times.

Seen from above, the border between the two worlds seems drawn with a ruler: asphalt and concrete that, from one point on, disappear completely before the thick foliage that stretches for thousands of kilometers. Manaus, considered the gateway to the Amazon, is the last stop before the desert. The city pulsates day and night, but just a few steps away begins the absolute kingdom of nature, where time slows down and the air becomes heavy with so much humidity and life.

It is difficult to find such a strong contrast anywhere else. In Manaus, skyscrapers strive for the sky, and just a few minutes away, giant Amazonian trees do the same, but silently, for thousands of years.

16/03/2025

A key that opens many locks has value but a lock that can be opened by any key has no value 🙌

16/03/2025

20/02/2025

Her Other Life.

I had seen her in the People You May Know section for a while. I didn’t add her—I didn’t know her. Then one day, after I posted a joke on my Stories, she commented, adding another joke of her own. I can’t even remember what it was—my bad.

This became a pattern. I’d post, she’d comment. Over time, she became one of my top fans.

One thing led to another, and, well…the cake was brought and eaten.

She told me she was a single mum, running a small kiosk on the outskirts of Mombasa. She had recently cut ties with her baby daddy—he had too many women. Now, she was focused on herself.

I told her my own story. My marriage had hit the rocks. My wife had taken our two kids and gone back to her parents. At first she didn't ask about the place i worked. Only where I reside which I lied. Told her I reside on a different nearby town to my actual place of work.

When she asked about what I do later on, I told her half truths. I didn't want her to know alot about me.

She said she wouldn’t come to my place—it was too far. Instead, I was to take her out…and eat her. She preferred Mombasa and its environs.

The first day she arrived late. We booked emergency accommodation and relieved the tension that had been building between us.

It was sweet—unlike anything I’d known before. The way she vibrated, the way she froze—I wondered how long she had been starving.

We planned another date. She came late again, saying she had just left a Saturday chama meeting.

She was 27, intelligent, and beautiful, with an average body size and deep ebony skin. She had a five-year-old son, born with a limb disability, though he could walk, she said.

Then came a third date. She was late again.

She was honest—or at least, she seemed to be. She rarely talked about her past relationships, only mentioning funny stories about men. She had plans—big plans. Next year, she wanted to build rental houses. She had been saving through a SACCO and had already put away Ksh 300,000. I advised her to start by buying a plot. She told me she already had one.

These conversations happened during halftime, between sweet nothings, as the sweating died down…or during cuddles.

Then One Day...

At work, I went to see the maintenance guy in his room. I was passing by and remembered he was supposed to check on my office fan, which had been making a rickety noise. He hadn’t gotten around to it.

I pushed the door open.

There she was.

Merina—not her real name—was seated across from the maintenance guy, facing him. He sat with his back to me, unaware of my presence.

I looked at her steadily, searching for any clue on how I should react.

Nothing. Her face was blank. As if she didn’t recognize me. As if she wasn’t the same person who had once licked everything. I had no option but to react as if I had seen a stranger. But this was Someone whom I mated with two weeks ago, Funny asf.

I closed the door and walked away.

Later, I scrolled through our previous chats. Checked her WhatsApp DP. It was her.

I wanted to text her. To ask.

But something told me—don’t. If she wanted to explain, she would.

The next day, a colleague approached me.

"You know yesterday, Sam almost fought with his wife?" she whispered.

I raised an eyebrow.

"The wife kept asking if you work here until he got suspicious."

"Why would she ask that?" I played dumb.

"Do you know her?" The office gossip leaned in, eyes alight with curiosity.

"I don’t know what you’re talking about," I said flatly.

Apparently, the maintenance guy—Sam—had almost fallen out with his wife. Because of me.

But was she really his wife?

Yes, they told me. He runs a shop business my informer told me and they have been having issues with the guy. The guy really was sleeping with everyone. We all knew.

Not just his wife,

The mother of his disabled child.

Their sickle cell child who has problems with his legs. Sick.

That evening as i checked her profile she had blocked me. Her phone too wasn't going through. I was blocked everywhere.

15/02/2025

As for Raila Odinga, that was a hard-fought and well-deserved run. Congratulations for your resilience throughout the journey. You are our HERO forever ❤️

03/02/2025

30/01/2025

Did you know Migingo Island is a small rocky island of just 2,000 m2 located in Lake Victoria in East Africa. It's known to be one of the most densely populated areas in the world, with around 500 people living in a limited space. The island is disputed by Kenya and Uganda because of its strategic location and wealth of fishing resources, especially the Nile perch. Despite its reduced size and precarious living conditions, Migingo is an important economic hub for fishing in the region.
A funny fact about Migingo Island is that, despite its tiny size and the territorial dispute between Kenya and Uganda, the island has bars, beauty salons, hotels and even a police station! All this in a space smaller than a football field.

Credit : Curiosidades

28/01/2025

Homabay County to host the 9th Biennial Devolution Conference in August, 2025