Yule Msilent

06/01/2026

29/11/2025

😉 Ladies, be honest:
What kills intimacy the fastest?
A) Stress
B) A rude partner
C) Financial pressure
D) Poor communication
Drop your letter 👇

06/10/2024

Nowadays S*x or Food Doesn’t Keep a Man Anymore. If a man needs food or s*x, he can get anywhere at any time.
Ladies! Inner Peace Does.
Men Go through a Lot Too. Untold betrayals, pain and hardships to make things work out.
They Act Strong Outside But Inside they are dying slowly.
They Just Want To Tell It All. Don’t Become Another Fight He Has To Try To Win. Be His Peace.

When a woman commits to love you, the best thing you can do is to be faithful and loyal to her.
Women are gifts that always multiply whatever you give them.
You give them a house 🏠 they give you a home

You give them seeds they give you children.
You mess them they bring the house down and you become useless.
Bottom line.
Honor that person in your life.

Don't urge with me am tired 😂

02/10/2024

Kabila Gani Unaeza Pata Wife Materials?

15/08/2024

Nikipita na Mnyonyoo wa mrasta, na ajue bado atasema PEACE, LOVE AND UNITY?

17/07/2024

😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣

1. Call a man a li0n and he will be very happy. But call him an an!mal he will be very àngry.Is a li0n not an anímal?
😇😇😆😈😈

2. If you know more than five stīngy people, that means you bég a lot..
😂😂😂😂😁😁

3. In Japan a 17yr old is a doçtor.
In Brazil a 17yr old is a footballer.
In India a 17yr old is a shop owner.
In China a 17yr old is an engineer.
In Iraq a 17yr old is a Søldier.
In USA a 17yr old is a celebrity.
In Israel a 17 yr old is a príest.
In Africa a 35yr old is a whatsapp groúp admin.
God why🙆🙆🙆🙆🙎🙎😫

4 In Nigeria a fat guy from a rich family is called BIGGY while a fat guy from a p00r family is called OROBO.
That's where corrúptí0n started.
🤷🏼‍♂🤷🏼‍♂😂😂

5 Once you marry a bàd wife de dev!l will stop followíng you because he has settled you already😌😌😌

6. Sometimes you have to keep forgiving her while you are still looking for someone to replace her.
This is called constructive elíminat!on by substitut!on.
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
Should i increase the volume?

7. First female barber recorded in the Bible was Delílah..
Féàr Women 😂

8. Bro you're dāting that girl for more than 💁3years, with no intention of marryīng her please..
Uncle phara0h let my si$ter go

9. Who is a ri$k taker?
A ri$k taker is someone who has running st0mach and still want to méss
🏃🏃😁😂🐐

10 *I will never take wééd again 😒.
*I just fínïshed ironíng 25 clothes now and I didn't plug the ir0n.😃😀
Mádoooo 😅😅😅😅😅😅

11. My dear, if a lady asks “how are you” just reply “I am fine”, but if you have møney you can ädd “and you” 😂🚶‍♀️

12. Døn't trüst a girl with only one Facebøok profile picture... She is a boy ! I rëpeat, she is a boy oo 😹😅

13.You are tryíng to go without reaçting 🙄 is not good ooh 😏🤦‍♂

28/05/2023

Leo tujifunze Kiswahili kidogo......

1. password- Nywila.
2. juice - sharubati.
3. chips - vibanzi.
4. PhD - uzamifu.
5. Masters - uzamili.
6. Degree - shahada.
7. Diploma - stashahada.
8. Certificate - Astashahada.
9. keyboard - kicharazio.
10. scanner - mdaki.
11. Flash disk - diski mweko.
12. Mouse - kiteuzi.
13. Floppy disk - diski tepetevu.
14. Computer virus - mtaliga.
15. Distillation- ukenekaji.
16. Evaporation - mvukizo.
17. Synthesis- uoanishaji.
18. Oesphagus- umio.
19. Green house - kivungulio.
20. Femur - fupaja.
21. Germ cell - selizazi.
22. Humus - mboji.
23. Nector - mbochi.
24. Nector - Ntwe.
25. Nutrients - virutubisho.
26. Appetizers - vihamuzi.
27. ATM - Kiotomotela.
28. Bussiness card - kadikazi.
29. scratch card - kadihela.
30. simcard - kadiwia/mkamimo.
31. memory card - kadi sakima.
32. micro wave - Tanuri ya miale.
33. Laptop - kipakatarishi.
34. power saw - msumeno oto.
35. Duplicating machine - kirudufu.
36. photocopier- kinukuzi.
37. cocktail party - Tafrija mchapulo.
38.Air conditioner- Kiyoyozi.
39. lift- kambarau
40. Financial Services-Miamala
41.Wakala-Agent

Ongeza yako tusome pamoja.....

29/06/2022

I need name for this

10/05/2022

Mali ya mwenyewe........

Lulu blocked Jovial from serenading Rashid Abdalla

10/05/2022

The murder trial of Joseph Irungu aka Jowie took a new twist on Monday after a police officer attached to the case testified that there were inconsistencies in the phone numbers connected to the case.