05/10/2026
JUST IN! PANIC AS SIFUNA’S ‘THE EQUITABLE PARTY’ SURPASS 2.1M MEMBERSHIP.
In a move that has sent absolute shockwaves through the country's political establishment, Nairobi Senator Edwin W. Sifuna officially launched his Party yesterday.
What was supposed to be a standard political announcement has rapidly mutated into full-blown panic among the political status quo. Ground reports indicate a chaotic scramble as new members sign up by the minute, nearing 2.1 Million members, former DP H.E. Rigathi Gachagua, EGH urged Sifuna to immediately bypass regional gatekeepers, hit the ground running, and aggressively identify grassroots candidates across all 47 Counties, Constituencies, and Wards. Is the speed threatening to dismantle decades of established party loyalties overnight?