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Single people and anger issues eh🤦😂
04/05/2026

Single people and anger issues eh🤦

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How about people wey their own dey read like radio frequency?
04/05/2026

How about people wey their own dey read like radio frequency?

04/05/2026

😂 THE DAY I DEFENDED GARRI IN SCHOOL DEBATE 😂
Back in secondary school, our English teacher made the mistake of choosing me, Oluwafemi, to represent my house in an inter-school debate 🎤😂
The topic was:
“Which Is Better: Garri or Rice?”
Immediately I heard it, I stood up and shouted:
“Madam, my mama the sell garri I'm gonna win this debate....😜
The whole class burst into laughter.
My opponent was one fine girl from another school, Amara, representing Rice 🍚✨
She adjusted her tie like she was defending PhD thesis and said:
“Rice is food of celebration 🎉
No wedding is complete without rice.
No birthday is successful without rice.
No Christmas is valid without rice.
Nobody says:
‘Come celebrate with us, we are serving soaked garri and groundnut.’”
Crowd laughed 😂😂
She continued:
“Rice has class 😌
Rice has packaging 💅
Rice has varieties:
Jollof, Fried, Coconut, Ofada, White Rice & Stew 🍛
Rice enters party with confidence.
Rice wears suit and tie 👔
Garri enters in rubber bowl.”
Audience screamed 😭🤣
Then she dropped final bomb 💣:
“Rice is for champions 🏆
Athletes eat rice.
Presidents eat rice.
Garri is what people eat when things are not moving well.”
Thunderous applause 👏🔥
Even my own classmates were clapping.
Traitors. 😒😂
Then it was my turn 😎
I adjusted my oversized school trousers and stepped forward like a warrior 🕺
“Good day honorable judges, respected audience, and my opponent speaking under the influence of jollof propaganda…” 🤣
“Today I stand to defend not just a food…
I stand to defend a LEGEND 💪A SURVIVOR 🫡
A SAVIOR OF HUMANITY 🙌I stand to defend…
GARRI!!!”......
Half the students shouted:
“YEEEEEE!!!” 😂🔥

I asked the judges:
“Do you have garri in your house?” 👀
They laughed........
One judge nodded 😂.....
I shouted: “Exactly! Because Garri is the LAST HOPE OF MANKIND!”

When rice finishes — Garri is there 🫡
When salary never enter — Garri is there 💸
When mummy says “manage till month end” — Garri appears like superhero 🦸 audien

Wheelbarrow and graduate 🎓 na càt & rát. Lol 😂😆😂
09/06/2025

Wheelbarrow and graduate 🎓 na càt & rát. Lol 😂😆😂

The last time the world would see Chief MKO Abiola Alive.Commonwealth Secretary General Emeka Anyaoku (L), Moshood Abiol...
05/11/2024

The last time the world would see Chief MKO Abiola Alive.

Commonwealth Secretary General Emeka Anyaoku (L), Moshood Abiola (C), and Rear Admiral Mike Akhigbe, chief of the General Staff and former governor of Lagos.

Date: 1st of July, 1998

Their meeting took place amidst negotiations for the release of Abiola, who had been a political detainee since 1994.

In a video of the Oputa Panel (Nigeria's Human Rights Violations Investigation Commission), Lawyer and Human Rights Activist, Femi Falana cross examined Major AM Aliyu who was the security officer in charge of the late Chief MKO Abiola.

Major Aliyu was one of the last persons to see the late Chief MKO Abiola after his meeting with the “America Delegates” who came to meet him at the “Aguda House”.

Chief MKO Abiola died suddenly 07 July, 1998 after the meeting. Documented facts around his death remains a mystery till date.

The commission submitted its final report to President Obasanjo in 2002, but the government has not taken any action to date. Its report was not released to the public until 2005, when it was published by two activist groups, the Nigerian Democratic Movement and Nigeria-based Civil Society Forum

(Photo Credit:by -/COMMONWEALTH GAMES/AFP via Getty Images/ Text: © ASIRI Magazine 2024

Smiles 😁
12/07/2024

Smiles 😁

GRACE OVER DISGRACE THAT'S ALL I PRAY FOR .
11/07/2024

GRACE OVER DISGRACE THAT'S ALL I PRAY FOR .

I believe, yeah 👍
11/07/2024

I believe, yeah 👍

Don't be greedy 😂😂🙏
11/07/2024

Don't be greedy 😂😂🙏

Your degree is just a piece of paper, your education is seen in your behavior 😉🙂♥️💯..
11/07/2024

Your degree is just a piece of paper, your education is seen in your behavior 😉🙂♥️💯..

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