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18/06/2024

Village memories 😇

A young man asked his grandfather, "Grandpa, how did you live in the past without technology . . .without computerswitho...
22/07/2023

A young man asked his grandfather,
"Grandpa, how did you live in the past without technology . . .
without computers
without drones
without bitcoins
without Internet connection
without TVs
without air conditioners
without cars
without mobile phones?"

Grandpa answered:
"Just as your generation lives today . . .
no prayers,
no compassion,
no respect,
no GMRC,
no real education,
poor personality,
there is no human kindness,
there is no shame,
there is no modesty,
there is no honesty.

We, the people born between the years 1930-1980, were the blessed ones. Our lives are a living proof."

¶ While playing and riding a bike, we have never worn a helmet.
¶ after school we did our homework ourselves and we always played in meadows until sunset
¶ We played with real friends, not virtual friends.
¶ If we were thirsty, we would drink frim the fountain, from the waterfalls, faucet water, not mineral water.
¶ We never worried and get sick even as we shared the same cup or plate with our friends.
¶ We never gained weight by eating bread and pasta every day.
¶ Nothing happened to our feet despite walking barefoot.
¶ We never used food supplements to stay healthy.
¶ We used to make our own toys and play with them.
¶ Our parents were not rich. They gave us love, not material gifts.
¶ We never had a cell phone, DVD, PSP, game console, Xbox, video games, PC, laptop, internet chat . . . but we had true friends.
¶ We visited our friends without being invited and shared and enjoyed the food with their family.
Parents lived nearby to take advantage of family time.
¶ We may have had black and white photos, but you can find colorful memories in these photos.
¶ We are a unique and the most understanding generation, because we are the last generation that listened to their parents.

And we are also the first ones who were forced to listen to their children.~

We are limited edition.

Take advantage of us. Learn from us. We are a treasure destined to disappear soon.

(IJAKORO)😊

28/01/2023

😆
🤗 JUST LAUGH 😹

1. Welcome to Nigeria, where someone will lost his phone of 50k, and be like “it’s not the phone that is painïng me, but my sim çard”😅. Bros are you OK at all ? Sim çard of how much ? 🤣🙆
2. I saw a lady cryïng yesterday at ShopRite because she lost her 15k; I fell pitied and offered her 2k from the 15k I picked from the floor 🙂
Too much caring no go kïll me one day 😁😂🏃‍♀️
3. I can’t believe that I’m related to Bill Gates 🤭...
His mother and my mother are both MOTHERS 😹🏃‍♀️
4. I respect those who gives testimony in church a lot... I mean standing in front of your village people and telling them about your success 🙆😅
5. Some gals can unzïp a man’s trouser in the därk but cannot open Psalm 23 in daylight 😒
Don’t skip madam, I want to tell you God is watching you 😄
6. Who else noticed that English mostly runs äway when you’re in a serious argument ?? 😀😆
7. Imagine dating a girl who can break sugarcane with her legs 🙆🤣
If you know, you know 😕
8. When they say study Maths, you deny.
Now you’re pregnänt because you’re unable to calculate your period 🙄🙃😂
Favour I no mention your name oo 🤷
9. No matter the amount of gunshøt firëd in the market, an Igbo man must close his shop before rünning äway. 🏃‍♀️😹
10. Small chat and you are already saying “I can’t wait to have you in my arms”
Oga coat of arms 😏😒😅
11. Church is the best place to go after a breakup 🤭 You’ll be in the crowd cryïng and everybody is thinking you’re in the spirit 😄😆
12. Welcome to Nigeria whereby when you dodge your mum slap, she go say you don join cultïst abi 😀🙊
13. Guys, if you urinatë and it comes out in pair, one going left and one going right. Just know you are a potential twin father. I MEAN IT. 😹

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28/01/2023

★. Impregnating a girl in Europe is so nice that her parents will even buy you a car😅 But in Nigeria, the cūrse alone will change your destiny😅😂😂😂

★. Anytime I cook at home, the whole family decides to drink garri😏.... I don't know why😭😂😂

★. This one that I'm seeing wedding ceremony everywhere, nobody should mīstakenly marry my future wife ooh😂

★. Love can make you see your boyfriend as the most handsome guy on earth😅😷. Break up and see how ugly the Idïot is😂😂😂

★. Being dumped by someone you love can make you watch TV for 5hrs without volume I swear😂😂😂

★. I hāt£ it when going to put offering in church and one fat girl keeps dancing forward and backwards like GLO network....mtchew😜

★. Glo weldone o! So I have to sit at the edge of my bed, turn a little to the left and open my mouth before network enter my phone.

★. Nevēr trust a girl with a broken phone! If she can brēāk her phone, then what is special in your heart?

★. When I started Facebook last year I sent a friend request to pretty girl and she accepted! I was happy until she asked me to send her mtn credit😂

★. No body keeps in touch with you than a girl you promise to send money💰😅, she can even appēar in your dream😱😜😅😂😂😂

★. Just because you are using MTN doesn't mean you should allow your teeth to be yellow😂

★. It took me 5 hours to compose this jokes and you say you will read without commenting? 😂😂😂I will not say anything. 😎😎😁

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19/01/2023

*BREAKING NEWS*

Another Dangerous Virus identified.

If you are experiencing the following:

1. Headache
2. Poor eyesight
3. High temper
4. Always out of mind
5. Difficulty in sleeping
6. Easily irritated and angry
7. Can't communicate properly and
8. Feeling dizzy.

This is not CORONA VIRUS. These are signs and symptoms of a person with no money.

And It is called Poverty Virus Disease 2022, (POVID-22)

Very common in developing countries.
An ordinary money alert can cure it.

Don't get scared; This one does not kill.😄😃

All we just need is to be wise in 2023 by not selling our vote again.

Enough is enough

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