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🚨BREAKING 🔥🚨IRAN just banned USD & Chinese Yuan tolls in the Strait of HormuzStrait of Hormuz tolls now payable MOSTLY ...
29/04/2026

🚨BREAKING 🔥🚨

IRAN just banned USD & Chinese Yuan tolls in the Strait of Hormuz

Strait of Hormuz tolls now payable MOSTLY in Rials.
“in dollars also yuan.” Parliament’s bold new move.

Iran's parliament has advanced a bill to formalize tolls on vessels transiting the Strait of Hormuz. A key provision requires these tolls to be paid in Iranian rials, as stated by lawmakers like Ebrahim Azizi

With goals ;
↗️Reduce dependence on foreign currencies especially the US dollar after long-standing sanctions.
↗️Strengthen the national currency by channeling revenue directly into it.
↗️Assert greater sovereignty and control over the waterway, which carries about 20% of global oil and gas trade.

⚡️🇺🇸🇮🇷 The IRAN war has cost the United States $25 billion so far, mostly on munitions, a Pentagon official told a Hous...
29/04/2026

⚡️🇺🇸🇮🇷 The IRAN war has cost the United States $25 billion so far, mostly on munitions, a Pentagon official told a House Armed Services Committee hearing - Al jazeera!

🇹🇷🇮🇱TURKEY and ISRAELI clash for control of the Red Sea as SOMALIA and SOMALILAND become strategic battlegroundsTurkey a...
29/04/2026

🇹🇷🇮🇱TURKEY and ISRAELI clash for control of the Red Sea as SOMALIA and SOMALILAND become strategic battlegrounds

Turkey and Israel are intensifying their rivalry in the Horn of Africa, focusing on Somalia and Somaliland for strategic control over energy resources and Red Sea trade routes.

Turkey has formalized agreements with Somalia for offshore and onshore oil and gas exploration and expanded its military presence with bases and equipment deployments.

Israel has recognized Somaliland as an independent state and is planning a military base there to monitor Yemen’s Houthis and secure strategic access to the Bab el-Mandeb Strait.
The competition in Somalia and Somaliland is part of a broader conflict for regional influence, further strained by disagreements over Gaza, Syria, and alliances throughout the Middle East and Africa.

🇺🇲🇮🇷TRUMP Slams IRAN: “Can’t Get Their Act Together,” Demands They “Get Smart Soon” on Non-Nuclear Deal.
29/04/2026

🇺🇲🇮🇷TRUMP Slams IRAN: “Can’t Get Their Act Together,” Demands They “Get Smart Soon” on Non-Nuclear Deal.

Me: I believe this boy was set up by whoever sent him to collect the waybill, the same person also informed the police, ...
29/04/2026

Me: I believe this boy was set up by whoever sent him to collect the waybill, the same person also informed the police, the way they quickly kpai him shows it’s all planned

This is heartbreaking 💔 😭😭😭

“You caught him and tied both hands behind his back, stripped of any chance to defend himself. He wasn’t fighting, he wasn’t running, he was begging. Begging for a chance. Begging you to take him to Sapele, to show you someone, anyone, who could speak for him, who could prove his innocence.

But you didn’t listen.

You pulled the trigger and ended his voice, his plea, his chance to be heard.

THE NEXT ACT MAYBE
A gun placed beside his lifeless body.
A story is crafted.
A label is stamped: “Armed Robber.”
Just like that.

But tell me…

Can a dead man speak?
Can a lifeless body defend itself? ”

🚨NEW🚨Donald Trump has instructed aides to prepare for an extended blockade of Iran, The Wall Street Journal reports.Mean...
29/04/2026

🚨NEW🚨

Donald Trump has instructed aides to prepare for an extended blockade of Iran, The Wall Street Journal reports.

Meanwhile, at tonight’s state dinner with King Charles, Trump referred to the Iran war: “We’re doing a little Middle East work right now.”

28/04/2026

My Flatmates 🤣😅😅

Site wan es**rt person go deny belle 😅🤣

✨ The FIRST UCL 𝐒𝐄𝐌𝐈 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 in history to see 𝟖+ 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐋𝐒 scored. 🤯⏰ 17’ - PSG 0-1 BAYERN (KANE)⏰ 24’ - PSG 1-1 BAYERN (KVAR...
28/04/2026

✨ The FIRST UCL 𝐒𝐄𝐌𝐈 𝐅𝐈𝐍𝐀𝐋 in history to see 𝟖+ 𝐆𝐎𝐀𝐋𝐒 scored. 🤯

⏰ 17’ - PSG 0-1 BAYERN (KANE)
⏰ 24’ - PSG 1-1 BAYERN (KVARATSKHELIA)
⏰ 33’ - PSG 2-1 BAYERN (JOÃO NEVES)
⏰ 40’ - PSG 2-2 BAYERN (OLISE)
⏰ 45+3’ - PSG 3-2 BAYERN (DEMBÉLÉ)
⏰ 56’ - PSG 4-2 BAYERN (KVARATSKHELIA)
⏰ 59’ - PSG 5-2 BAYERN (DEMBÉLÉ)
⏰ 65’ - PSG 5-3 BAYERN (UPAMECANO)
⏰ 69’ - PSG 5-4 BAYERN (LUIS DÍAZ)

𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐀 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄. 😮‍💨🔥

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇩🇪 President Trump says German Chancellor Friedrich Merz "thinks it's OK for Iran to have a nuclear weapon.""...
28/04/2026

JUST IN: 🇺🇸🇩🇪 President Trump says German Chancellor Friedrich Merz "thinks it's OK for Iran to have a nuclear weapon."

"If Iran had a nuclear weapon, the whole world would be held hostage."

"No wonder Germany is doing so poorly."

🇦🇪 Why did the UAE leave OPEC+?For those who want it simplified:> Oil prices are high, Trump doesn’t like this at all — ...
28/04/2026

🇦🇪 Why did the UAE leave OPEC+?

For those who want it simplified:

> Oil prices are high, Trump doesn’t like this at all — he needs a solution

> By leaving OPEC, the UAE can produce and export much more oil, as it is no longer bound by quotas

> This increases the circulating supply

> More supply lowers the prices of oil globally, at least temporarily

> Lowering the price of oil is bad for countries like Saudi Arabia that aren’t able to offset it by increasing production, so they get annoyed

In short, this is Trump’s plan to manage the oil price crisis he created as a result of the Strait of Hormuz being closed.

🚨🔥BREAKING 🚨TRUMP: Iran has Just informed us that they are in a “State of Collapse.” They want us to “Open the Hormuz St...
28/04/2026

🚨🔥BREAKING 🚨

TRUMP: Iran has Just informed us that they are in a “State of Collapse.” They want us to “Open the Hormuz Strait,” as soon as possible, as they try to figure out their leadership situation (Which I believe they will be able to do!).

BREAKING: The United Arab Emirates has announced it will withdraw from OPEC after more than 50 years, with the move set ...
28/04/2026

BREAKING: The United Arab Emirates has announced it will withdraw from OPEC after more than 50 years, with the move set to take effect May 1.

The decision would allow the UAE to boost oil production without OPEC quota limits — a major shift that could impact global oil prices.

The move is also being viewed by some as a potential win for President Trump, who has repeatedly accused OPEC of inflating prices and “ripping off the rest of the world.”

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