09/08/2022
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Can you satisfy me?
Imagine.
This chick in the picture.
you...her.... in one room.
doors locked.
just the two of you.
No one else... around.
Would she give you the "thing" today?
You don't know.
Babe is in the shower.
This is her third time visiting.
You've been on her case for close to a year now.
She hasn't said "yes...yes" yet.
But the green-light is bright.
She asked to be given some time.
Not to be rushed.
She wants friendship before a relationship.
She wants something deep.
You've acted mature...you are playing along....you are playing it safe.
But right now, she is in your bathroom.
It is a hot, burning, sunny day.
Your brain lit up...when she said: "I feel sticky, can I use your bathroom?".
And...
The moment you heard the shower working, you tiptoed to the kitchen, called your baddest partner in crime and whispered...
" guy guy guy...guess what"?
What bro? ...I am in the middle of something.
"mennn you won't believe this"
Guy talk naaah!
"it's about to get down"
"it's about to get down"
Fool, I go cut this line ooo. Wetin dey get down?
"You remember that Chevron girl.?"
"The girl wey I tell you say I meet for Vancouver ...for vacation last year"?
"That big yansh, stainless prukorprukor"!!!
EHEN?
"Guy, she dey for my bathroom dey baff right now ooo"!!!
For real, how e take happen?
"My guy, na God oooo"
MAD ooooh.
Guy nor gork o. Mash the thing reach ground o.
Lick it till it poops!
Record the tin ooo, at least.. if you nor fit do video, do audio.
"Ode, record wetin"?
"My future wife"?
"Oya press the red button"
Then, you came back to the living room and met this...
G string on.
Ass everywhere.
Flat tummy.
Body, dripping, wet.
Glowing skin.
Wearing a tight, tiny bra, leaving 80% of her 32E b***s, hanging in the air.
And then she said...
"can you satisfy me"?
Her "sexy" gave you shock waves, her figure was electric.
Your eyes stared like a fool.
Your mouth unconsciously parted, with spit almost falling down your lips.
But
Suddenly,
You snapped out of your daze state.
And pounced.
You rushed in like a tiger.
You kissed her on her lips roughly.
Fondled her breast roughly.
Pushed her to the sofa roughly.
In fact, you tried to kiss every part of her body and tried to insert your CD all at the same time.
Your hands were moving faster than your brain.
You were gyrating uncontrollably like a lunatic.
But...
It wasn't your fault.
The whole thing was overwhelming.
You didn't expect it.
Then...
..as your CD made contact with her inner thigh, things fell apart, you couldn’t hold it.
Your eyes rolled back in your head
Like a dying man, you squeezed tightly on your sofa.
You wiggled violently like a headless serpent.
And made funny noises like a baboon having a**l for the first time.
When you have let out all the semen in your sac, you said...in between deep heavy breathing...
"This isn't my best".
"You caught me unprepared".
She smiled and rubbed your head.
"I understand" ...she said.
After this encounter, things were never the same.
It was the beginning of the end.
You lost her somehow.
She never gave you another chance.
This story is someone's story.
This is that type of story YOU don't want to be told about you.
It is a story of failure.
This post might sound funny.
But it is not.
If you have any type of opportunity to make magic happen, and you blow it, then that is not something to laugh about.
I mean "any type of opportunity."
For example:
As a business person who sells mostly online...
don't you know that every time someone lands on your website is an opportunity to make some money?
You do realise this, right?
SO...
What are you doing with all those opportunities?
Are you making the most of them, or are you failing?
If people come to your sales letter and they leave with their money in their pocket then you are no different from the guy in this story.
That is why I said the story isn't funny.
People coming to your page and walking away with their money isn't funny.
Is it?
And, well, if you think it is, then, just know that you are inviting poverty.
And...the last time I checked...
“Poverty isn't funny.”
I will end with this:-
If your sales letter is not making you richer, it is not because you are a bad person.
It is because your sales letter needs to be fixed, that's all.
Have you tried to fix it yourself but got poor results?
Do you want me to fix it for you?
Some people are not confident enough to come to me for help.
But that is not an issue for those who believe in their products or service.
I know footballers who paid “bribes” as high as N5M to be added to one of the age grade national teams ...so they could play in a particular international competition.
Why?
Because they believe in their skill ( i.e product/service).
They know that if they are given 45mins on the pitch, they will do something that will catch the eye of one big agent from Europe.
And the rest would be history.
They believed in their "product".
They paid the bribe and took their chances.
That is what winners do.
But you can't do that.
Or can you?
Tony Fotizo
PS: If you want me to “critique your sales letter and help you fix it”, the cost is still N100k for now. Dm me, let’s get it done.
PSS: Blood Sucking Copywriting Pro: https://tinyurl.com/35wr2547
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