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03/10/2017

Yesterday l went to a restaurant.
l saw there was a WiFi service, so l asked for the password. The waitress told me eat first, so l placed my order.
After eating l asked again for the password, and again, she told me eat first.
Feeling frustrated, l ordered black coffee. After coffee, again l asked for the password.
They told me eat first. Then angrily, l walked to the restaurant manager and asked for the password.
He replied eat first !!!
l was about to explode, when I finally saw a sign on the wall... Wi-Fi password = Eat first.

03/10/2017

The family is at the dining table. The little 10-year-old girl does not eat and has her nose in her
plate….
After a few moments, she says, “I’ve something to tell you people”
Silence around the table.
“I’m no longer virgin”, and she begins to cry.
A long silence again.
And then… The father angry and screams at
his wife, “It’s your fault!
Always dressed and made up like a pr******te!
Do you think you are setting a good example for your daughter?
You see now That’s how
problems arrive”
The wife, in turn yells at her
husband:
“What about you ?
Are YOU setting a good
example ?
Wasting your salary on s***s who
sometimes even accompany you
to your doorstep!
Are YOU setting a good example
for your 10-year-old daughter?”
The father continues”
“And her elder sister, this good-for-nothing,
With her rasta man of a
boyfriend,
Who is always found with her in
all the hotels
Do you believe she is setting a
good example for her younger
sister?”
And the recriminations go on,
and on, and on….
The grandmother touches the
shoulder of the little grand
daughter to console her
And asks her :
“Well, my little girl, how did it
happen?”
And the little girl replies while
stifling her sobs :
“it’s the priest”
The grandmother asks :
“What do you mean, the priest ?”
“The priest has chosen another
girl to be Virgin Mary in the
Christmas play…
I’m no longer playing the role of
Virgin Mary”

25/03/2017

A Wife took her very ill husband to see d doctor. After d medical routine check-up.... the Doctor confidentially told wife: ...... Give him healthy breakfast daily, be pleasant & in good mood, don't fight.. Cook tasty dinner & don't discuss your problems wit him. Stop watching TV shows & facebook. Don't demand for money or new jewels. If u can do this for one year, your husband will be ok. On the way home.,
Husband asks wife: What did the doctor say..?
Wife: Your survival is not possible!

25/03/2017

A man went to a Nigerian hospital for a check up. The x-ray showed he had a cockroach in his chest area and he would need surgery to remove it. After thinking about what he'd been told,
he went to UK for a SECOND OPINION
They took a new x-ray and told him the cockroach was in the NIGERIAN x-ray machine and NOT his chest.
...
Always get a second opinion!

18/11/2016

As I bounced entered d Exam hall,I had just one
prayer on my mind which is God pls let me sit
near a person that knows book, cos d stupid boy i
told to send me the answers on my phone looks
lyk who doesn't have sense. God finaly answered
my prayer, d girl dat i sat with was an Albino
& she wore eyeglass dat has rope, so i knew for
sure dat she know book wella. As d paper
started, dis girl started to misbehave o. She was
just covering her answer, but me as a sharp guy, i
was spying d answer from 1 deadly angle. when it
remain just 5 minutes to go, this girl caught me
copyin her & started shouting @ me, but i just
ignored her, since i had almost copied finish. d
next thing that i heard was my phone's message
tune. This guy has finally sent d answer, i sighed &
then told the invigilator to give Me a fresh
answer booklet. I then tore d 1 dat i copied frm d
albino girl & used the paper to stone Her. I kept d
fresh booklet on top my table & used 1 style to
open d message, i saw
"To download GBESE by
Lil Kesh, text 48 to 4900 - From Mtn".

13/06/2016

You were eating breakfast with your family. Your daughter
knocked over a cup of coffee onto your business shirt. You
harshly scolded your daughter for knocking the coffee cup
over. She broke down in tears. After scolding her, you
turned to your wife and criticized her for placing the cup
too close to the edge of the table. A short verbal battle
followed. You stormed upstairs and changed your shirt.
Back downstairs you found your daughter had been too
busy crying to finish breakfast and get ready for school. She
eventually missed the school bus. Your wife must leave
immediately for work. You rushed to the car and drove your
daughter to school. Because you were late, you drove
80km/hr on a 60km/hr speed limit. After a 15 minute delay
and eventually having to pay a traffic fine, you arrived at
your daughter's school. Your daughter ran into the school
premises without saying good-bye. You arrived at your
office 20 minutes late only to discover you forgot your
briefcase at home. Your day has started terribly already. As
it continued, it seemed to get worse and worse. You
transfered the aggression on your customers and
subordinates in the office. You looked forward to going
home. When you arrived home, you found a small wedge in
your relationship with your wife and daughter because of
how you reacted in the morning.
The question now is, what or who created the bad day?
A) The coffee
B) Your daughter
C) Your wife
D) The road safety officer
E) You
The answer is You. Yes, you!
You had no control over what happened with the coffee,
but YOUR REACTION to the little scenario created the bad
day.
HERE IS WHAT SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED:
Coffee splashed over you.
Your daughter was about to cry.
You gently said "It's OK honey, you just need to be more
careful next time".
You rushed upstairs, grab a new shirt and your briefcase.
You came downstairs in time, looked through the window
and saw your child getting into the school bus.
She turned and waved.
You and your wife kissed before you both went to work.
You arrived 5 minutes early and cheerfully greeted staff.
Your boss commented on how good a day you were having.
Do you notice the difference?
Two different scenarios both started the same way, but
ended differently.
Why?

Because of ur REACTION

08/01/2016

Be careful of what you entertain, sin fascinates before it assassinates

08/01/2016

Lessons from the HEN:

1. She first lays enough eggs before sitting on them: GOOD PLANNING.
2. When she starts sitting on her eggs, she minimizes movement: DISCIPLINE.
3. She physically loses weight while sitting on her eggs due to decreased feeding: SACRIFICE and SELF DENIAL.
4. She can sit on eggs from another hen: INDISCRIMINATE and GENEROUS.
5. She sits on her eggs for 21days, patiently waiting and even if they don't hatch she will still lay eggs again: FAITH, HOPE and COURAGE.
6. She detects unfertilized eggs and rolls them out: SENSITIVE and DISCERNING.
7. She abandons the rotten eggs and starts caring for the hatched chicks even if it is only one: WISE, CONSCIOUS and REALISTIC.
8. No one can touch her chick: PROTECTIVE LOVE.
9. She gathers all her Chicks together: UNITY of PURPOSE.
10. She doesn't abandon her chicks before they mature: MENTORING
Live your dreams, one day they shall hatch and you shall see them grow.

05/04/2015

Happy Easter and may God give us the grace to take recognizance of the symbolic significance of this period in Jesus name.

02/11/2014

I pray Success, Favour, Goodness, Protection, Growth, Peace will be your portion this new month in Jesus' Name. Happy new month all!

17/09/2014

its only a foolish son that feasts when the father is in the field #

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