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10/11/2015

Fuel Scarcity!! 3 Types Of People That Can Get Fuel Easily At The Fuel Stations

The ordinary man can hardly buy fuel. Infact, this is the period I knew there in this country, all fingers are not equal. So here are the 3 types of people that can easily buy fuel without stress:

1) THE ALAYES: Mehn…this men are strong ooo….You dare not stand on their way to getting fuel.

They usually buy to resell… I can be on cue for 4 hours while an Alaye can go more than 7 trips with 50 litre gallon!…..Omo…for once, I wished I get this kind strength….

Muscle nd deep voice good ooo….I go soon start working on my own muscle against the future fuel scarcities.

2) THE STAFF: This set of people comprises of the untouchables. The ones that can spend the money…extra money.

The deal is usually done inside the office before the station mnager himself would come out and fill their numerous gallons. After which, he goes back to the office.

I bin wan claim staff for conoil this morning, the manager asked me, “are you a staff?”…I said “yes”….The next question he asked me shocked me…”are you from Adenuga?”…Oga mi…I just dogde my head….

3) THE SMART DUDES: OK..i fall into this category…You see, I run a Cyber Cafe and we are the most hit since this fuel scarcity due to the nature of our business. No light, no business.

Si I can’t afford to stay on the line the whole day. But since I no be alaye, I g*t to find a way out. Most times, what I do is that when I see the line is much, I calmly scan through the cars on cue.

I would go close to one of the owners and engage him/her in a discussion…make the laugh and like me instanta…then before their turn go reach, I would just casually ask them to put my gallon inside their car….hahahha, it always works like magic…

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10/11/2015

Knowledge is not power, is it's application that indicates the power oughted in knowledge. There is no doubt that u can be educated and still make a mistake, but it's excess is foolishness. so we shouldn't be judged by mere appearance while trying to ascertain someone's life, status, temperament and what have u. The bible made it known to us that, even though all of us have sinned, or living in all sort of outrageous life. but God still look inward(heart) and called us his obedience children. u see the way of God is not as the same with the ways of man. May God help us to live by his will. (being in spirit) and not by our own will. (being in flesh)

06/11/2015

Joke!!!
A girl was with her father when she saw her boyfriend coming
GIRL: Have you come to collect your book titled "DADDY IS AT HOME?" by Ngozi Okafor
BOY: No, I want that your hymn book called "WHERE SHOULD I WAIT FOR YOU?"
GIRL: I don't have that one but maybe you should take the other one titled "UNDER THE MANGO TREE" by Chimamanda Adichie
BOY: Fine, but don't forget to bring "I WILL CALL YOU IN 5 MINUTES" while coming to school
GIRL: I will also bring you a new one too titled"I WON'T LET YOU DOWN" by Chinua Achebe Then;
DAD: Those books are too many, will he read them all
GIRL: Yes dad, he is very smart & intelligent
DAD: Okay don't forget to give him the one on the table titled "I AM NOT STUPID, I UNDERSTOOD EVERYTHING YOU'VE BEEN SAYING" by Shakespeare! And also the one on the dinning table titled "IF YOU GET PREGNANT PREPARE TO GET MARRIED" by Wole Soyinka
Hahahaha..... come on don't leave it there pass it and share it on because you never know who needed just a smile.
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