Emkedy's Funny & Inspirational Quotes

04/08/2024

Happy Sunday
Cheers to this
New Month

15/04/2023

If you want to improve your memory
Lend someone money😎😋

15/04/2023

The wise create proverbs for fools
to LEARN not to repeat😎🤓🤔😮

15/04/2023

You can do it
Keep on trying
Practice makes perfect
But remember you have to
ENDURE

17/02/2023

Nobody is ugly oo
Is just that some people don't like taking bath
Especially the person reading this😁😂😂

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06/10/2022

Brother don't hurt my sister's heart; remember, her heart is soft like that of a baby.

21/09/2022

Respect your parents; they passed school without google.😋🤓😀

02/09/2022

A snake that you can see doesn't bite😋😀😀

27/08/2022

Sometimes God allows us to suffer so that we can learn how to live a good life in the future.

26/08/2022

Student : "Sir, can I ask a question?"
Teacher: "Yes!"
Student: "How do you put an elephant inside a fridge?"
Teacher: "I don't know."
Student: "It's easy, you just open the fridge
and put it in. I have another question!"
Teacher: "Ok, ask."
Student: "How to put a donkey inside the fridge?"
Teacher: "It's easy, you just open the fridge and put it in."
Student: "No sir, You just open the fridge
take out the elephant and put it in."
Teacher: "Ooh...ok!!"
Student: "Let me ask another one. If all the
animals went to the lion's birthday party,
and one animal went missing which one
would it be?"
Teacher: "The lion of course! Because it would eat all the animals."
Student: "No sir, it is the donkey because it's still inside the fridge."😂
Teacher: "Are you kidding me?"
Student: "No sir, 1 last question."
Teacher: "Ok!"
Student: "If there's a river full of crocodiles
and you wanted to cross, how would you do ?"
Teacher: "There's no way, I would need a
boat to cross."
Student: "No sir, you just swim and cross it😂
because all the animals went to the lion's
birthday party including the crocodile ..."😂
Teacher: "I have my own question, if all the students come to school except one person, who is the person...?🙄
Student: 🤔"No idea sir..."😋
Teacher: "It's you because you are on two weeks suspension for giving me headache.😂😂😂

26/08/2022

Elephant:

The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an “E”. One boy says, “Elephant.”

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a “T”. The same boy says, “Two elephants.”

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with “M”.

The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: “Maybe an elephant!”
😀😀😀