03/06/2026
How to Eat Noodles Without Harming Yourself:
Step 1: Buy noodles.
Step 2: Buy carrots, green peas, ugu, eggs, and sardine.
Step 3: Boil the noodles. Sieve out the starch.
Step 4: Sauté your vegetables in coconut oil.
Step 5: Add your pepper mix. Stir everything
together. Cook it nicely.
Step 6: Let it simmer. Smells amazing.
Step 7: Turn off the gas. Bring it down.
Step 8: TRASH IT.
Because no matter how hard you try—junk is still junk.
You just wasted premium ingredients dressing up processed flour and MSG.
You’re not nourishing your body.
You’re just comforting your addiction.
If you must cheat, cheat with sense. But don’t romanticize poison.
Don’t forget to reach out for a well-structured meal plan. Share and tag your friends.
