Yowi's Stories

09/06/2024

‘‘You go Laugh for this one oo’’ 🤭😂😂

I was in the church⛪ one day when the Pastor 🧔said tomorrow night🌃 is a “Night of Fruits”🍏🍅🍍🍉🍈🍓 that everyone should come with any Fruits. ☺️

I thought they were going to eat the fruits, so I bought apples 🍏. 😇
The next day, everybody was present with different fruits. 😁 🍅🍍🍉🍈🍓🍏

The Pastor 🧔 started praying, then point at a womän far behind him, he said:

Pastor🧔: Wöman what type of fruit do you bring? 🤔🤔
Woman👱‍♀️: Watermelon 🍉

Pastor🧔: Is it slice🍉 or Full water melon 🍈

Woman👱‍♀️: Full watermelon🍈

Pastor🧔: Okay, womän turn left and h!t the Watermelon on the head of the person beside you 😳😂😂

The woman did as instructed, then the Pastor asked did the person shöut after hittïng him/her ??😯 She said yes.
Then the Pastor said “that is how your enemies will shöut & d!e” 😌 The woman shoutëd ‘Amen’...........

Moment later, the pastor pointed at a guy beside me😳, before the pastor could say a word. I have ran out🏃🏃and🚶🚶leave the church because I was sitting beside a guy with ‘Coconut’ 🥥🥥
😳😳🙆🙆😂😂😂
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28/05/2024

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28/05/2024

NAH WHO DO ME ABEG🤣🤣✍️
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One day, i was sleeping, dreaming that i withdrew 100k from an ATM machine. When i woke up, To my greatest surprise, i saw 100k in bundle on my bed.😝😝😝😝😝😝😝
I was happy, it's was a dream come true, i regretted not withdrawing 1millon in my dream.
Without wasting time i got up,called my girlfriend Mercy , called my gee emeka we all went to boutique, shoprite and many places i can't remember, the bills was on me🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Everything was going fine until my father called me

ME: Hello sir...
MY DAD: Hello my son, how are you?

ME: Am very very fine, infact very fine is an understatement

MY DAD: I know, when i have dropped your 100k school fees, why wouldn't you be happy?

ME:🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

Guyz plz advice me
The money remain 1500 and school don start
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

23/05/2024

06/05/2024

😁😂 MORNING JOKES 😄😃

1. Girls with gap teeth Chëāt 😬 a lot, they always have Space for another guy🙄😏

2. Relātionship strëss is so paînful, i scratçhed someone's head in a taxi thinking its mine😒😂

3. I wonder why Women called it menstrúation Instead of womenstruation. They like shifting all Their Prøblems to men.😑🏃🏃

4. I always hãtëd weddings😏 because the elderly would come over and poke me saying "You're next💁‍♂️." They stopped doing it when I started doing it to them at fūnërals.🚶‍♂️😌

5. I can't wait to marry 3 wives So that 3 of them will be fïghtiñg over who will slēep with me first😂😂😂

6. Nothing is as paînful as swallōwing a stôlên meat without chewing because you thought that someone was coming😒😒😒
Very very paînfül ♨

7. Kids Of 2years Can Now Unlôck Phones And Play Candy Crūsh.
At That Age I Was Chewing Sand🙆🙆‍😒

8. Cant wait to get mārried, one little ārgúment 🙄 I'm leaving the ring on the table😌!

9. That moment when you're trying to make a silēnt fart while chilling with family 😘 and the devïl connects the speakers.😭😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂

10. I swêãr with my life to like and comment on this post and also follow his page and profile... Remember you don swêãr. Sørry 🏃🏃

11. It really paîns me, whenever I make some people laugh, they will go like, comment and share..............🥺🥺🥺😢😢