BisMia Xpress

30/12/2025

oh pak ganern🥳

30/12/2025

Congratulations to our Champions🫶🥳🥳

30/12/2025

Hatid namin ang inyong kaligayahan🥳🫶

30/12/2025

30/12/2025

Congratulations To all the winners of Tiktok Dance Competition and ML tournament of our very own BISMIA XPRESS🥳🫶🫶

09/12/2025

📱🤣 CELLPHONE FOR RENT — PARA SA MGA WALANG LOAD AT WALANG JOWA 💔
📍 Sitio Centro, Guinobatan, Calapan City, Oriental Mindoro

Wala ka bang load? Wala ka ring jowa?
Okay lang ‘yan — dito, may cellphone ka pa rin.
At least sa amin, sure ka… hindi ka “seen-zoned.” 😆

💸 RATES (Mas malinaw pa kaysa sa intentions ni crush):
😂 1 Peso – 3 minutes
→ Pang-check kung nag-“active 2 minutes ago” siya.

🤣 5 Pesos – 15 minutes
→ Pang-stalk nang mabilis bago ka ma-detect.

😏 10 Pesos – 30 minutes
→ Pang-scroll sa TikTok para malibang habang ini-ignore ka.

😎 15 Pesos – 45 minutes
→ Pang-rank game pag rank mo na lang ang stable, hindi love life mo.

🤡 20 Pesos – 1 hour
→ Pang-move on… kahit alam mong babalik ka rin.

🎮 GAMES AVAILABLE: ML, CODM — para may panalo ka naman kahit sa laro lang.
📲 APPS: Facebook, TikTok, YouTube, Messenger — lahat ng pang-escape sa stress.
🛠️ SERVICES: BisMia Xpress for printing, GCash, gadget repair — kapag pati phone mo iniwan ka rin.

Kung hindi ka man priority ng iba…
Dito, priority ka namin — lalo na pag may bayad. 🤣💸

Tara na sa:
📍 Sitio Centro, Guinobatan, Calapan City, Oriental Mindoro

07/12/2025

✨ FOR SALE: Complete Planted Aquarium Set (With Light & Décor!) ✨

Upgrade your space with this beautifully arranged live-planted aquarium, perfect for beginners or fish hobbyists!

📌 What You Get:
✔ Crystal-clear glass tank (8*4*8)
✔ Live aquatic plants (healthy & thriving)
✔ High-quality LED aquarium light (3 colors)
✔ Aquascaped rocks & natural décor
✔ Aquatic Soil
✔ Filter system
✔ Free betta fish with free food

💡 Why This Set is Worth It:
Ready-to-use setup — just plug in and enjoy
Aesthetic aquascape with lush plants
Clean, well-maintained, and healthy environment

Ideal for home, office, or bedroom display

📍 Location: Sitio Centro, Guinobatan Calapan City, Oriental Mindoro

Send me a message if interested! First come, first served! 🐠🌿✨

07/12/2025

✨ FOR SALE: Complete Planted Aquarium Set (With Light & Décor!) ✨

Upgrade your space with this beautifully arranged live-planted aquarium, perfect for beginners or fish hobbyists!

📌 What You Get:
✔ Crystal-clear glass tank (8*4*8)
✔ Live aquatic plants (healthy & thriving)
✔ High-quality LED aquarium light (3 colors)
✔ Aquascaped rocks & natural décor
✔ Aquatic Soil
✔ Filter system
✔ Free betta fish with free food

💡 Why This Set is Worth It:
Ready-to-use setup — just plug in and enjoy
Aesthetic aquascape with lush plants
Clean, well-maintained, and healthy environment

Ideal for home, office, or bedroom display

📍 Location: Sitio Centro, Guinobatan Calapan City, Oriental Mindoro

Send me a message if interested! First come, first served! 🐠🌿✨

04/10/2025

Huli Cam mga ka BisMia kitang kita nyo naman walang humpay na kaligayahan ang hatid namin sa inyong lahat🎉😘💋

Kaya ano pang Hinihintay nyo? Isayaw mo na yan☺️






.D.

04/10/2025

Huli Cam mga ka BisMia kitang kita nyo naman walang humpay na kaligayahan ang hatid namin sa inyong lahat🎉😘💋

Kaya ano pang Hinihintay nyo?






.D.

03/10/2025

“Hindi mo kailangan ng jowa para maging connected, cellphone rent lang sa Bismia Xpress sapat na! 😎📲”

Marami ng maraming salamat mga ka BisMia🥳

01/10/2025

💙 Hindi lang kami negosyo—dahil sa inyong suporta, pamilya na ang turing namin sa inyo. Salamat, mga ka-Bismia Xpress! 🫶

Maraming Salamat sa bawat pagtangkilik ng iba’t iba naming serbisyo☺️😍