15/07/2014
IF YOU CAN'T WRITE WELL, DON'T BOTHER READING THIS POST
Let's not waste each other's time.
We need excellent, hardworking writers/editors, and we're willing to pay higher rates, if you can prove to us that you can get the job done.
Our accounts are a little more complicated, and have extensive guidelines.
(If this worries you, run along you little writer wannabe.)
We've got about a dozen accounts, and we need new staff. We're looking for people who are smart, ambitious, greedy, and hungry to learn, while working comfortably, from the comforts of home.
We prefer writers with experience in online writing. If you do not have any online writing experience, we will run you through a series of tests to find out if you are qualified to work with us.
To apply:
-Send your resume with your contact details. (Mobile, Skype)
-Send your best writing samples. (Don't send us any links. If you do, we won't process your application.)
-In the subject of your application email, place 'cereal pancakes', in all caps.
-We give preference to people who include pictures of themselves in their resume. It's just a preference, not a requirement.
We only need 5 more writers and 2 more editors.
If you make it through this stringent application phase. We promise you projects that will earn you at the very least, Php 10,000/month. (...and this is IF you HATE working/earning money. Does this strike a chord within you? You slacker you.)
You can max out at about Php 40,000 in your first month, if you're really hardworking, and don't really need sleep. (But don't kid yourself. This means a lot of work and 6, maybe 7 day weeks. We do it, but we're addicted to making cash from our prose.)
If you're still reading this, thanks for being curious and patient. We're actually very nice people to work with, we just don't have time to process people who aren't very good. If you think you're good enough to work with us, please send in your application. (If you break the Php 20,000 a month barrier, we'll invite you to have dinner with us and discuss your growth in our organization. If you don't earn at least that much from us, it must mean you're lazy and not worth our time.)
Work hard, earn lots.
You'll never run out of writing jobs with us. We've been doing this since 2007, and we know what we're doing. Haven't you figured that out by now?
Thanks.
P.S. - If you think you're ready to level up with us, make sure you read through the job description again. Carefully. There are application instructions that you shouldn't miss.
Send your applications to [email protected]
