Astralturf Co

Astralturf Co Design, Laser Engraving and printing.

You start your quest first thing in the morning and you had to roll with disadvantage for perception… and of course you ...
10/04/2026

You start your quest first thing in the morning and you had to roll with disadvantage for perception… and of course you failed…
Now your toothbrush looks suspicious, that coffee maker feels a little too eager, hmmmm that chair is definitely creaky like it knows something…

But that toaster… glowing innards, insatiable hunger for bready offerings… yeeeah… I don’t trust that one…. It’s gotta be a Mimic…

Recovered Item Log: #073Inter dimensional wildlife preservation ranger badgeFound in a smoking crater surrounded by tu...
03/12/2025

Recovered Item Log: #073
Inter dimensional wildlife preservation ranger badge

Found in a smoking crater surrounded by tufts of fur

Limited quantities available in shop.

Recovered Item Log: #044Mana Dew “Banshee Blast” VariantFound in a collapsed roadside apothecary, three miles west of ...
17/10/2025

Recovered Item Log: #044
Mana Dew “Banshee Blast” Variant

Found in a collapsed roadside apothecary, three miles west of the Frosted Vale. Bottle intact, cork sealed shut with some sort of wax and sigil. Faint glow still visible through the glass.

Label suggests it’s part of the “Mana Dew”line…
Rumored to have been brewed for “extended adventuring sessions” before the ban on bottled arcana.

The text is worn, edges scorched, possibly from a failed indoor opening attempt… faint hum detected when shaken.
Recommend containment… or refrigeration.

Limited quantities available in shop.

For those of us who still dream in code and static. From the glow of old CRTs and the hum of forgotten networks, a littl...
11/10/2025

For those of us who still dream in code and static. From the glow of old CRTs and the hum of forgotten networks, a little relic from the age of dial-up ghosts and the blazing new frontier of technology that was in front of us….

🎲 Nat 1?? We’ve got a badge for that….Turn disaster into story gold. Wear your bad luck like a badge of honor. ✨ shop li...
01/10/2025

🎲 Nat 1?? We’ve got a badge for that….

Turn disaster into story gold. Wear your bad luck like a badge of honor. ✨ shop link in bio…

🌲✨ Not all who wander are lost… but some of us definitely are.3” matte vinyl sticker — weatherproof, scratch-resistant, ...
26/09/2025

🌲✨ Not all who wander are lost… but some of us definitely are.

3” matte vinyl sticker — weatherproof, scratch-resistant, made to survive your next quest (or coffee spill).

The Pine Barrens run deep with folklore — and now you can show off your membership in the unofficial NJ Pinelands Safety...
23/09/2025

The Pine Barrens run deep with folklore — and now you can show off your membership in the unofficial NJ Pinelands Safety Patrol. Inspired by ranger badges and the legends of the Pines, this sticker is perfect for cryptid hunters, lovers of weird stories, and anyone who’s ever gotten lost among the cedar swamps.













Sometimes it’s a five-star rec, sometimes it’s… well, let’s just say “spicy” wasn’t the warning label I expected. 😂This ...
21/09/2025

Sometimes it’s a five-star rec, sometimes it’s… well, let’s just say “spicy” wasn’t the warning label I expected. 😂

This sticker is for every reader who got tricked into pulling an all-nighter, blushed through a chapter in public, or found out the hype train had no brakes.

📖 3” matte vinyl
💦 Weatherproof + scratch resistant
🔥 Perfect for water bottles, laptops, e-readers, or tucked in with your TBR stack. Link in bio

Forget funnel cake and blackjack — the Jersey Devil’s latest hustle is shiny converters fresh off the boardwalk strip. 4...
20/09/2025

Forget funnel cake and blackjack — the Jersey Devil’s latest hustle is shiny converters fresh off the boardwalk strip. 4” sticker now up in the shop!













🪄 You’re a wizard, Hotdog.📖 The spellbook said conjure food… not… not this.Some say it’s cursed, some say it’s delicious...
15/09/2025

🪄 You’re a wizard, Hotdog.
📖 The spellbook said conjure food… not… not this.

Some say it’s cursed, some say it’s delicious — we just say it’s part of the AstralTurf catalog of strange wonders. 🪄🌭

✨ stickers Available now in the shop — link in bio.
Shirts coming soon!

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