16/06/2020
WATCHING FOOTBALL WITH A WOMAN IS REALLY STRESSFUL
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Wife: which teams are playing.😐
Husband: Arsenal vs Manchester United🤗
Wife : oooh wonderful! I love Arsenal..😀
Husband: that's a good team...☺
Wife: is Drogba playing🤔?
Husband: he doesn't play for any of these teams...🙄
Wife: okay sweeet...is that Chris Brown?🤨
Husband: [bored] no he is Chamberlain💁♂...
Wife :okay but they look the same...what's that yellow card for.🙄
Husband: its a warning to the player.😏..
After few minutes Rooney scores for Manchester United....
Wife: [cerebrates in high mood] is that Chamberlain who has scored🤔?
Husband: [calmly] no its Rooney for Manchester United😒...!!
Wife: [furious] how😥? it should be arsenal who should have scored😭!!
Husband: [silent]
Wife: what is that red card for😐?
Husband : [bored] that means the player should go out of the pitch for misbehaving.😟
Wife: then is he going to be a coach💁♂?
Husband:[unwilling to answer] aaaaaaa no🤐...
Wife: its the same with traffic lights:😛 yellow=warning;red=danger.😝
Husband: exactly darling...😜
Wife :what about the green card😯?
Husband: mmmm nothing of that kind in a field of play🙁....
Wife: I want arsenal to win the world cup😊...
Husband:😶 [silent]
Wife: who is that man standing who looks like Mr. Bean😑?
Husband: [bored] it's the Arsenal coach ....Arsene Wenger.😏
Wife: that means the other opponent's coach is Manchester Wenger🤨🤔?
Husband: [changes the channel to Zee World🤚]
