Chief Officer

Chief Officer The official C-suite executive in charge of translating corporate nonsense, rolling eyes during meetings, and approving memes with extreme prejudice.

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"I don't want to deal with this now, so I'm going to postpone it until everyone forgets, at which point it will become a...
01/10/2025

"I don't want to deal with this now, so I'm going to postpone it until everyone forgets, at which point it will become an urgent crisis."
Use it in a sentence: "Great points, team. Let's circle back on this next week."

My annual performance review says I lack "passion and intensity."  I guess management hasn't seen me aggressively protec...
01/10/2025

My annual performance review says I lack "passion and intensity." I guess management hasn't seen me aggressively protect the last donut in the breakroom. Some battles you just have to pick.

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