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15/09/2017

*DID YOU KNOW.?*
In this world, we are in a mission. This mission is differently given to each one of us by God.
Before we are born, God writes a book about everything in us, _ the mission he is sending us to do, where to excise it, how to excise it and when to accomplish the mission._
* Once the time given to you for the mission gets done, whether if the mission is done or not. God calls you back to him. {Guess what happens after}

*Revelation 20:12*
And I saw the dead, Rich, Poor, small and great, stand before God; and the books were opened: and another book was opened, which is the book of life: and the dead were judged out of those things which were written in the books, according to their works.
This means, whatsoever we are doing in this earth, we shall give account to how we used our bodies when in this world. If u are using your body to practise Sorcery, witchcraft, Fornication, Adultery, Theft, Drunkardness, Prostitutions, Idol Worshipping, etc.

* My bro/sis, time will come and u will have to stand before God and tell him if that is what he sent you to do in this world. * Romans 14:12 *
Otherwise, dear brothers and sisters,[a] I plead with you to give your bodies to God because of all he has done for you. Let your bodies be a living and holy sacrifice the kind God will find acceptable. This is truly the way to worship him.
Secondly, Do not copy the behavior and customs of this world, but let God transform you into a new person by changing the way you think, the way you act. Then you will learn to know *God’s will* _(Mission/Purpose)_ for you, which is good and pleasing and perfect.
*ROMANS 12:1-2*
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** BLESSINGS **
Christ

Oketcho Ministries

08/04/2017

Nothing makes a guy happier Than when a lady says go and Lock the door FIRST

07/04/2017

Any man who spills his wife's secrets or weaknesses to side chicks" is not only immature but stupid. When with a "side chick" she isn't even supposed to be allowed to open her mouth unnecessarily. Let her open whatever that took you there.

01/01/2016

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it can account for your
Success, Development,
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07/09/2015

UGANDA LOVE EXAMINATION BOARD
Relationship P299/2
Time: 2:30mins
Instruction: Attempt any four questions.
ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS.

1. You have dated a girl for two years and eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20 marks)

2. You buy nickers and bras for your girlfriend
and another guy undresses them. Using trigonometric identities, derive the general formula for this kind of love. (20 marks)

3. (For ladies only) You sleep with men five times a week. Calculate the total reaction force on your wet p***y . Take g=9.81ms. (20 marks)

4. (For guys only) You are dating around fifteen girls and every girl is demanding for Samsung Galaxy and an Ipad from you.
(a) Plot a graph of girls against the prices of these phones. (15 marks)
(b) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty. (5 marks)

5. You are dating people's sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with any of yourhttps://0.facebook.com/178600255661593/invite_friends/?cancel_uri=%2Fprofile.php%3Fid%3D178600255661593&refid=17
sisters. Calculate the percentage error in your thinking capacity. Take pie=3.14. (20 marks)

14/11/2014

It's sad when you realize you aren't as important to someone as you thought you were.

Promises are worse than lies, because you just don't make them believe...You also make them hope, for something you're not sure you can do

14/11/2014

Sometimes in life, you find a special
friend. Someone who changes your life
just by being part of it. Someone who
makes you laugh until you can't stop.
Someone who makes you believe that
there really is good in the world.
Someone who convinces you that there
really is an unlocked door just waiting
for you to open it. This is forever
friendship. When you're down and the
world seems dark and empty, your
forever friend lifts you up in spirit and
makes that dark and empty world
suddenly seem bright and full. Your
forever friend gets you through the
hard times, the sad times an dthe
confused times. If you turn and walk
away, your forever friend follows. If
you lose your way, your forever friend
guides you and cheers you on. Your
forever friend hold your hand and
tells you that everything is going to be
okay. And if you find such a friend,
you feel happy and complete because
you need not worry. You have a
forever friend, and forever has no
end.

15/09/2014

Mrs Femi got in class n askd pupils 2 say da
nambas she wrote on the board in words!
SHe wrote 888 n gave dem a clue dat is-
eight hundred n eighty...
Shola jumpd 2 conclude by sayn
eight. The teacher said- Veri gud shola!
Teacher wrote 666 n bola gav n
ansa s- Six hundred n sixty six!
Teacher was enjoyin da leson telling pupils
hw briliant dey were! Dis went on and on until he
wrote 111 n askd akpos 4 n ans Akpos ahhhh Madam how can you choose a simple
1 for me, Ah! Dats One hundred and Onenty One!

24/07/2014

Sometimes i really think my life is on my own plate coz if sincerely:

1. The lawyer hopes you get in trouble

2. The doctor hopes you get sick

3. The police hopes you become a criminal

4.The teacher hopes you are born stupid

5.The landlord hopes that you don't build a house

6.The pr******te hopes you dont marry

7.The dentist hopes that your teeth decays

8.The mechanic hopes that your car breaks down

9.The coffin maker wants you dead.... .... .... .... ... Only a THIEF wishes you prosperity walayi abantu sibangu! !!eeeeeeeeeeh

18/07/2014

Some Early Morning Research:
*. In June 2000, Google became the world’s
largest search engine.
*. In Ancient Rome, women used to dye their
hair blonde with pigeon p**p.
*. Roald Dahl (author of Charlie and the
Chocolate Factory) was a real life James Bond
- He seduced women to gain intelligence
during WWII.
*. Queen Elizabeth employs someone to wear
her shoes before she does to ensure they are
comfortable.
*. Researchers found that out of 37 million
companies worldwide, only 737 of them hold
80% of the world's wealth.
*. We all have tiny mites living in our
eyelashes.

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16/07/2014

"I have been in a relationship with this guy for almost 3yrs. He met me when i was heartbroken and wasnt willing to setle with one guy but i accepted to have a relationship with him. I heard that he had other girls so i also decided to cheat on him. For 1year we didnt have a serious relationship but with time i fel deeply in love with him and got comited to him.

Whenever we have an arguement he has to bring in my past (cheated on him) he forgave me since i badly wanted him back and cant stand loosing him. He however got a gal after we had an arguement who later went abroad making him to come back to me. I begged him to stay with me which he agreed to.

Recently he has no time for me and am hearing that he has a new girl. I love him so much but am hurting. He says coming back to me was a by the way and ive always forced my way back into his life. When i tel him its over he comes back claiming that he loves me. Am i wasting time with him?"

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