09/19/2026
It’s National Overthinkers Day, so naturally Clarabelle has an assignment. 🐄
TODAY’S ASSIGNMENT:
Pick ONE thing you’ve been thinking about for entirely too long.
The text you’ve typed, deleted, retyped, reread and then decided “k” sounded aggressive.
The shirt you’ve changed four times even though you’re only going to Dollar General.
The restaurant menu you looked up six hours before anyone asked where you wanted to eat.
The email you reread 11 times just to send “Sounds good, thanks!”
The conversation from 2009 that your brain has decided we need to revisit while you’re trying to fall asleep.
The completely normal interaction you’ve analyzed so thoroughly that you’re now convinced you need to move to another state.
Whatever yours is...
You have 10 minutes to figure it out.
After that, we’re done.
Send it. Wear it. Order it. Post it. Let it go.
Clarabelle cannot keep chairing these unnecessary board meetings. 😂