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05/12/2026

Unpopular political opinion: All politicians, regardless of party, should be forced to wear NASCAR-style jackets with the logos of their biggest corporate donors. If you’re going to pass a new law, I need to know if it’s brought to me by Big Pharma, a defense contractor, or the dairy lobby. 🧀🏎️
​Who do you think would have the most patches? Drop your guesses below. 👇

05/05/2026

🌮 TACO TUESDAY 🌮

When did making Tacos go from I cheap Tuesday night meal to breaking the bank and thats before even getting to the 🐄 at almost $7 a lb anyone else getting there TACO ON TONIGHT?!

04/26/2026

🚨 BREAKING: Unbelievable scenes tonight at the White House Correspondents' Dinner. Secret Service takes down an armed individual right outside the venue. 🛑 Stay tuned for more updates as the story develops.
SecurityAlert

04/19/2026

Just a totally normal day at the Lego FBI headquarters... nothing to see here folks, definitely no missing files. 🧱📁🔥
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04/17/2026

The medical establishment doesn't want you to know about this! 🩺✨ Dr. Trump is here to heal. (Warning: 100% AI parody, 0% real medical advice).

04/16/2026

Healed over the phone? Brought back from brain death? Dr. Trump does it all! 🇺🇸✨ Check out this hilarious AI-generated deepfake poking fun at miracle medical infomercials.:

04/16/2026

04/15/2026

04/10/2026

Hold My Beer !!

04/10/2026

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