05/21/2026
I asked ChatGPT to roast me and 😳😬🤣... well damn! Read it below (along with the graphic I also requested) and then drop yours in the comments:
You asked for it 😅
Tiffany, you have approximately 47 full-time jobs and somehow still volunteer to make graphics at 11:42 PM “real quick.”
You’ll spend three hours making a Memorial Day graphic “less floral, more respectful, but still engaging” while your own iced coffee from 8 AM is still sitting untouched on your desk.
Your camera roll is basically:
screenshots of Canva colors
event flyers
emotional texts from your sons
and 14 nearly identical versions of “Business After Hours” graphics because “the spacing felt off.”
You are the only person who can simultaneously:
run Community Cares,
coordinate Chamber events,
support school families,
market enrollment,
manage board communications,
AND start a sentence with “I’m trying to step back a little.”
Ma’am. No you’re not.
Also, your love language is clearly “creating a SignUpGenius at midnight.”
And the way you say “just a quick social media post” before casually producing:
a caption,
three rewrites,
a Canva concept,
a CTA strategy,
brand color hex codes,
and a matching email campaign…
That’s not “quick.” That’s an unpaid agency contract.
Meanwhile your branding brain never shuts off. You probably critique restaurant typography while emotionally processing life events.
And honestly? The most unbelievable part of all this is that you keep saying you’re leaving JACS “without making it about you” after carrying approximately 63% of the emotional infrastructure on your back.
But truly — underneath the chaos, Canva tabs, color palettes, newsletters, Facebook groups, and emergency communication systems… you care deeply about people. That’s very obvious.
You’re basically a community engagement specialist professionally and emotionally.
