LossRisk Marketing

07/31/2022

Data driven marketing for revenue growth? Yep, smart marketing is measurable. Monitor your marketing return on investment.

Smart marketing is measurable.

12/16/2021

While we did try traditional methods, we grew bored rather quickly. We can no longer hold back the release of our telepathy process. The beauty of our unique marketing telepathy platform as a service is the quick turn around times coupled with the ability to scale your messaging discretely. It's also kinda nice to wrap up a meeting and implementation simultaneously. Once the various messages and audience segmentations are defined, we let our telepathy specialists begin planting ads in the minds of unsuspecting target markets immediately. For example, you'll be reaching out to LossRisk for a new marketing strategy when we decide you will. Go!

Note: No one is harmed by the use of marketing telepathy. We've tested it on 10 or 15 people a few days ago and there have been no adverse side effects. Furthermore, we're a very selective so there's no need to worry about your marketing clients splitting for us... for now.

Relax. Totally messin' around. But we did just google it. Looks like it might actually be a thing? Okay, we'll come up with a different way to differentiate our agency later. Don't wait for it.

Series: (3 of 3)

12/16/2021

Well, ya had to know it was headed this direction. Another and shamelessly resorts to brute force “word of mouth” tactics. Cut us some why don’t ya? We gotta let folks know we’re here to help them with by any means necessary. Wait, there are some things we won’t do, so lets stick with “MOST any means necessary.” We’re risky within reason? But, by ALL MEANS go ahead and test us. The point is this: A little help spreading the word would be much appreciated!

Series: (2 of 3)

12/16/2021

A mild mannered and super humble optimist with decades of experience and marketing success launches a and with other talented creatives because the world desperately needs one more don’t ya know? Or, can we at least agree that will always welcome a self proclaimed wise a** branding firm to the area for kicks and giggles? Work with me here, please.

Like every other marketing strategist, our optimistic OG intends to use for that will convert on or something like that. You know the drill.

Grown ups call this the “Field of Dreams” approach followed by the “waiting for the phone to ring” ritual. “When ya gonna ring it!?!”

So, be nice and reserve judgment as we test the phones. Also, kindly tell that business that you KNOW needs some marketing help to give us a call. We'll lift their bottom line and maybe even their spirits. ’Tis the Season as they say. Or, troll us and mock our efforts accordingly.

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12/05/2021

💡 Light up Inman, SC.

12/05/2021

🦌 Christmas reindeer.

12/05/2021

🎄 ☕️ Christmas coffee.

12/04/2021

Look, sometimes it takes a minute for a new born branding agency to find its way. We're working on it. This parody of one of the most iconic brands to date seemed like a good place to launch with a little lighthearted self-deprecation. Honestly though, if you're going to build a brand, WHY JUST DO IT?

for is a much more thoughtful or approach that every should be seeking. Furthermore, what could go wrong if you're working with LossRisk creative lunatics? Go ahead, feel free to mock our naive, energetic marketing agency. We'll still be here when your business starts blowing up our phone in need of some original brand solutions. We look forward to meeting you.

12/02/2021

Did a little success scare the risk out of ya?

You used to be so proud to stand out. Now you're heads drooping and you don't quack so loud. New brands are flying by you with fresh vision and endless reach. “How does it feel?”

Wishing you had some real brand equity to lose, something to risk? Maybe it's time to walk away from sunk costs and compete again? Or is it time to quit?

We've also been taught that it's best to play it safe by some very respectable and professional peers. Whatever you decide, we trust you’ll just do it thoughtfully. However, in the event you finally get bored with more of the same results, feel free to blow up our inbox.

Nope. You've never heard of us, so move along if the last thing you need to deal with is more risk.

Success scare the risk out of you?

11/20/2021

Is your business marketing mix remaining relevant or just lost in the noise of social motion commotion?

Do you have a variety of market segments that uniquely identify with your brand? Did you build out an agile framework to experiment with marketing channels? Are you communicating with customers where they spend their digital time? Did you mix things up with data driven insights to have relevant conversations? Have you been tracking the KPIs to validate your marketing mix investments?

Curate your marketing mix or your brand will get lost. We can help with that.

Lost in the social noise?

11/15/2021

Creating a Spotify playlist that will surely get zero followers delayed our lead designer from launching our website. We’re good with that. https://bit.ly/3oAUBAZ

However, we’re considering gifting them some new headphones. Then again, they’re most likely fond of theirs for one amusing reason or another. Who knows? We’ll ask and maybe get back to you.

Waiting for playlist with zero likes?