06/08/2026
Leave the serious kayaks and paddleboards onshore during the . If it floats and it’s ridiculous, it qualifies. We are talking giant inflatable swans, paddled tiki bars, old tractor tire tubes, pool noodle rafts, and yes… even the classic kickboard French fries. 🍟🦆
Wait wait.... Its free! Did you read that it's free fun. Come to the stage prior to 1100am June 13th and you're in.
This isn't about Olympic athleticism; it’s about absolute chaos, teamwork, and ultimate bragging rights. 🏆
Who: You and your most chaotic friends.
The Rules: No standard kayaks. No standard SUPs. Anything else goes.
The Prize: Undeniable glory (and a lifetime of bragging rights).
Gather your crew, inflate your unicorns, and let’s make some waves. Who’s in? 👇
