The Two Scotch Funk Worldwide Lounge

12/14/2025

It...is...ALIVE!!!

The new Two Scotch Funk website is UP!

Thrills, chills and spills! And some new merch!

There's some storytelling, a little bit of brand explaining and a whole lot of capitalism going on. Check it out!

PS place orders soon so I can get them out to you for Christmas delivery!

Unlike other lifestyle brands that focus on image or influence, Two Scotch Funk is about finding your people — the moments, places, and conversations that make life feel full again.

12/11/2025

The picture I took of all the "meaningful" components became this masterpiece. studied that photo and created a one of a kind font and a logo that I STILL love. She truly is a magician!

The one of a kind font is still embroidered on our classic TSF hats to this day, 15 years later!

12/10/2025

This is the ORIGINAL pic that started my quest to make Two Scotch Funk something special.

A crappy speaker that I used with an old jukebox amp Dad gave me, a Chowen and Assocites rocks glass from another life, a Hohner Special 20 in the key of A and some Johnnie Walker Black.

This image was the foundation of the original Two Scotch Funk logo.

12/08/2025

It's about to be the best Christmas ever! The Two Scotch Funk website (and store) will be live THIS WEEK.

The new direction is unlike anything we could have accomplished thirteen long years ago.

Stay tuned and please share!

10/20/2025

Episode 39 - What The Funk Are You Talking About?!?

Tonight we FINALLY get a hint as to what the funk "Two Scotch Funk" is all about! Almost!

A slice of the origins story is in here. A sliver of the future is also in here. A TON of excitement is in here.

The world's problems won't be solved tonight but a whole lot of fun will be had and more is on the way!

10/19/2025

We are FINALLY building the Two Scotch Funk Worldwide Lounge the proper way. So. Much. To. Share.