Yeet Websites

03/27/2026

We speak Yeetish™.

It means we talk like a normal person.

Agency version: "We'll leverage synergistic paradigms to optimize your digital ecosystem."

Yeetish version: "We'll build you a fast website that shows up on Google."

✅ Say what you mean
✅ No jargon
✅ No BS

We trademarked it. Because apparently, honesty needed a name.

02/17/2026

A pest control company in Michigan signed up with a big-name web design company. $280/month.

30 days later? Still no website.

The company was building them a bloated 30-40 page site with confusing navigation that made no sense for their industry. So the owner did something smart — he researched what the top pest control companies actually do online. Turns out the best ones keep it simple.

He cancelled. Found us. We got to work.

11 days later: 18-page website. Clean navigation. Every service listed. Click-to-call on every page. Mobile-first. Live and working.

Cost? $130/month. That's $1,800/year back in his pocket.

His words: "Amazing company. Mike took the time and listened to us about who we are as a business and our direction then he wowed us with the perfect website. Will only recommend this company."

Full case study 👇
https://yeetwebsites.com/case-studies/pest-control/

11/06/2025

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Don't take our word for it - see what our clients are saying about working with Yeet Websites.
Real businesses. Real results. Real reviews.
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Client reviews of Yeet Websites' digital marketing and web design services. See why small business owners choose us.

11/06/2025

Real talk: Yeet Websites isn't for everyone.

Here's when you should NOT work with us:

❌ You want someone to just "yes" you to death
We'll tell you the truth, even when it's not what you want to hear. If your idea sucks, we'll say so (nicely, but expect it and with reasons/proof why).
❌ You want the cheapest option possible
We're fair, but we're not Fiverr. Quality work costs money. If you're shopping purely on price, there are cheaper options out there.
❌ You think a website alone will magically fix your business
A website is a tool. If your offer is weak or your business model is broken, a new website won't save you. We'll help you figure that out before we take your money.
❌ You want to be locked into a long-term contract
Yeah, that's our flex, no contracts. Contracts suck, period.

Who IS a good fit?

✅ Business owners who want honest advice, quality work, and someone who actually cares about results.
If that's you, let's talk.

Call now to connect with business.

10/30/2025

We speak a different language around here. It's called Yeetish™.

You know that feeling when you talk to a marketing agency and you have NO idea what they just said?

"We'll leverage synergistic paradigms to optimize your digital ecosystem..."

Yeah. We don't do that.
Here's the same thing in Yeetish:
"We'll build you a fast website that shows up on Google and turns visitors into customers."

That's the difference.

Yeetish is simple:
✅ Say what you mean
✅ No jargon, no BS
✅ Tell you what you NEED, not what makes us the most money
✅ Treat you like a human, not a transaction

Example:
Client: "Can you guarantee first page Google rankings?"
Most agencies: "We utilize proven methodologies to maximize your search visibility potential."

Us: "No one can guarantee that. Anyone who does is scamming you. But we can get you there the right way."

That's Yeetish. Honest marketing that actually helps your business instead of confusing you.

31 five-star Google reviews later, we trademarked it. Because apparently, honesty is rare enough to be a competitive advantage. 🤷‍♂️

10/25/2025

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"This company is awesome! Michael has been a joy to work with and is always open to suggestions or wants we have with our website." - Laura W.

📊 300+ websites built
🔥 9+ years of experience
💯 98% client retention rate

Our clients stick around because we deliver results, not because they're locked into a contract. 🚫🔒

Whether you need:
🌐 A brand new website
💰 Google Ads management
🔍 SEO that actually gets you found

We've got you covered.
Ready to grow your business without the confusion? Let's talk. 🚀

10/24/2025

⏰ Your website visitors make a decision in about 3 seconds.

They're asking themselves: "Can this business help me?"
If your homepage doesn't immediately answer that question, they're gone. 👋

Here's what needs to be crystal clear above the fold:

🎯 What you do
👥 Who you help
⚡ Why they should choose you
📞 How to take the next step

Confused visitors don't buy. Clear messaging wins every time.
Need help making your website actually work?

That's literally what we do all day. 💪

Call now to connect with business.

10/23/2025

Why business owners choose us over other agencies:

✅ No long-term contracts (seriously, none)
✅ We explain everything in plain English
✅ Real humans answer the phone
✅ Transparent pricing - no hidden fees
✅ Our founder Codi personally reviews every project

Been burned by an agency before? We get it. The industry has some shady players. Most are great, but some just shouldn't be in business.

That's exactly why we do things differently. You deserve a partner who actually cares about your success.

10/19/2025

Ever feel like your website is just... sitting there?

You paid good money for it, but it's not bringing in customers. The traffic is crickets. And when someone DOES visit? They leave without calling. That's because most websites are built to look pretty, not to actually work for your business.

We build (and fix) websites that turn visitors into customers. Clear messaging. Easy navigation. Designed to convert. Your website should be your best salesperson. Let's make that happen.

10/17/2025

Hey there! 👋

We're Yeet Websites - we help business owners get more customers online without all the confusing tech BS.

We build websites that actually work, run Google Ads that convert, and do SEO that gets you found - all without the jargon or sketchy contracts.

300+ websites built. 98% client retention. No BS, just results.
Based in the USA and serving business owners nationwide who are tired of agencies that overpromise and underdeliver.
Welcome to less of what sucks. 🚀Welcome to less of what sucks. 🚀 (And we've got some opinions about what sucks in this industry...)