Onion Labs

Onion Labs The in-house content agency at The Onion. Frankly, we could do without all the public services. For us, it's all about amassing obscene wealth and power.

The trusted team behind America's finest news source is now your secret weapon, growing your brand through original commercials, viral videos, and social media mind control. For centuries The Onion has informed and entertained millions with our international news networks, newspapers, entertainment channels, websites, apps, game companies and daycare centers. Whether you want to advertise on The O

nion itself, or on another media property, Onion Labs is ready to give you an unfair business advantage. We can either be a force for good by extolling your brand’s merits, or we can unleash our mercenary bloodlust upon your competitors. Just a few brands we've worked with:
Blue Apron, Blue Nile, Sprint, GoDaddy, Pizza Hut, Fairlife, Yup!, Core Power, Hacker-Pschorr, Bumble, Experis, Crash Royale, Tire Rack, KIND Snacks, Comcast/Xfinity, SlingTV, Progressive, Groupon

Hey TV-heads, Peacock TV is home to your favorite comedies. But can you spot the real shows from the ones we totally mad...
02/02/2021

Hey TV-heads, Peacock TV is home to your favorite comedies. But can you spot the real shows from the ones we totally made up? Take the quiz now.

Attention streamers, with their massive collection of hilarious TV shows and movies, Peacock is the home for comedy. But can you spot their real comedies from the ones we made up? Keep track of your guesses and check the answer key at the bottom!

Great Success! A new generation finally has the opportunity to experience  ’s ass now that his Subsequent Moviefilm has ...
10/23/2020

Great Success! A new generation finally has the opportunity to experience ’s ass now that his Subsequent Moviefilm has arrived on Amazon Prime Video

In the early aughts, Millennials and Boomers alike experienced the mindblowing, life-changing sight that is Borat’s naked ass. With the release of a Borat Subsequent Moviefilm, the next generation of young adults over the age of 17 will finally be able to fully understand what it feels like to gaz...

Everyone agrees, 2020 is the BEST YEAR EVER because  : Subsequent Moviefilm Is Coming To Amazon Prime Video!! https://bi...
10/19/2020

Everyone agrees, 2020 is the BEST YEAR EVER because : Subsequent Moviefilm Is Coming To Amazon Prime Video!! https://bit.ly/34e22F7

Attention, everyone! Borat Subsequent Moviefilm premieres October 23rd on Amazon Prime Video and that means 2020 is officially the best year in history! Move over 1969, because Sacha Baron Cohen is back with his legendary Kazakhstani journalist and 2020 will now be remembered as the year of endless....

Are you ready for this?! The links in this list are 1000% REAL and when you click them you will be redirected to Visible...
09/11/2020

Are you ready for this?! The links in this list are 1000% REAL and when you click them you will be redirected to Visible's website where you can learn about, and subsequently purchase their amazing services https://bit.ly/2ZsDe9D

Pinch yourself, people, this is not a dream! The links you’re about to see are 100% real, and if you click on them you will be transported via the world wide web to Visible’s site where you will find information about their wireless services and have an opportunity to buy their products. And no,...

Glorious Coincidence! We Were Going To Write This Glowing Review of Visible Well Before They Paid Us To
09/03/2020

Glorious Coincidence! We Were Going To Write This Glowing Review of Visible Well Before They Paid Us To

This is one of those beautiful moments you hear about where the stars align for two companies. Like an epic romantic tale, two globally-renowned organizations were seemingly destined to work together. For some time now, we envisioned a world where everyone purchased Visible wireless services and to....

05/06/2020

Redbox On Demand means no subscriptions. Unlike that Vegetable of the Month Club.

02/21/2020

You didn’t know how authentic your St. Patrick’s Day celebration was — until now. Introducing Guinnetics Testing by Guinness.

02/20/2020

Are you curious about how truly Irish your St. Patrick’s Day celebrations are? There’s a test for that!

St Patrick’s Day is almost here and it’s time for Guinness. But how do you pour a perfect pint? Here are 6 wrong ways an...
02/14/2020

St Patrick’s Day is almost here and it’s time for Guinness. But how do you pour a perfect pint? Here are 6 wrong ways and 1 right way to pour a Guinness.

St. Patrick’s Day is coming up and that means it’s time for a Guinness. But before the big day arrives, you should know there’s only one correct way to pour a perfect pint. So here are six very wrong ways and one right way to pour a Guinness this St. Patrick’s Day.

Finally, the answer to the question that has baffled mankind: Am I actually celebrating St. Patrick's Day? Take this qui...
02/05/2020

Finally, the answer to the question that has baffled mankind: Am I actually celebrating St. Patrick's Day? Take this quiz and find out.

With St. Patrick’s Day nearly here, everyone will have just one question on their minds: Am I currently celebrating St. Patrick’s Day? Because sometimes it may feel like you are, but you’re actually not.

11/04/2019

If you like being confused, ripped off, and taken advantage we know a place you'll absolutely love – The Cell Phone store! Head on over today and experience what it's like to waste money and brain cells at a horrible place! Or use Visible and avoid stores all together. Your choice!

10/28/2019

Fall is here and it's the perfect time of year to get completely screwed over at the Cell Phone store! Get talked into buying stuff you don't need. Pick a plan at random because they're way too confusing. Heck, commit yourself to a financially-inconsistent long term contract! Or use Visible and avoid it all together. Your call.

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