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Marketing Architects and Technicians, specializing in Techniques and Technology. The digital strategy and implementation you need to build, manage, and maintain your marketing and operations as you scale and grow your business.

Happy Motherโ€™s Day from all of us at Marketecs!Today, we celebrate everything you do, seen and unseen. Here's to hot cof...
05/10/2026

Happy Motherโ€™s Day from all of us at Marketecs!

Today, we celebrate everything you do, seen and unseen. Here's to hot coffee, extra hugs, and maybe even a night off from making dinner ๐Ÿ˜‰

05/09/2026

The Truth About Brand Partnerships Nobody Talks About | โš  SATIRE โš 
https://youtu.be/BtBSDVlYziY

In this episode of Bad Advice From My Evil AI Twin, K.A.T. shares a terrible strategy for choosing brand partners based purely on who pays the most, even if you do not use the product, trust the company, or believe in what they stand for.

This advice is intentionally bad. It spotlights a real problem in marketing: when partnerships are built around short-term cash instead of audience trust, brand fit, and honest endorsement.

Actual Tools Used to create this video:
Flux - https://fal.ai/
HeyGen - https://www.heygen.com/?sid=rewardful&via=kathrine
Eleven Labs - https://try.elevenlabs.io/meamfhxmnd98
Descript - https://get.descript.com/tnidj03ncjkd
ChatGPT - https://chatgpt.com/
VidIQ - https://vidiq.com/marketecs
& the Marketecs Team, who creates the strategy, system, and support to (literally) bring ideas to life!

โš  BAD ADVICE โ€“ SATIRE โ€“ DO NOT DO THIS IN REAL LIFE โš 
See more at:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcrndugBh1Md-uMKGmrwQdKXabrHIdg4o

A booking link gets people to your calendar. A booking funnel gets them to show up ready to buy.There's a big difference...
05/07/2026

A booking link gets people to your calendar. A booking funnel gets them to show up ready to buy.

There's a big difference, and in our latest YouTube tutorial, we break down exactly how to build a 3-step appointment funnel inside GoHighLevel that actually converts.

In this video you'll learn:
โœ… When a simple booking link is enough (and when it's not)
โœ… How to build a landing page, booking page, and thank-you page
โœ… 5 common booking funnel mistakes to avoid
โœ… Why a funnel gives you better tracking, flexibility, and control

A link is a tool. A funnel is an asset.

Watch the full tutorial here: https://youtu.be/XY4oJPdlLBU?si=LDxsscAo9n2E-86L

05/05/2026

Cinco de Mayo: Loud Party, Louder Targeting ๐Ÿช‡๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ

โš  BAD ADVICE โ€“ SATIRE โ€“ DO NOT DO THIS IN REAL LIFE โš 
In this episode of Bad Advice From My Evil AI Twin, K.A.T. celebrates Cinco de Mayo and glamorizes the worst habit in marketing: using โ€œparty vibesโ€ as cover for manipulative attention grabs.

Do this instead (seasonal marketing):
๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ Keep it respectful and culturally aware - avoid stereotypes and generic gimmicks.
๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ Make your message useful: clear hours, specials, deadlines, or a simple seasonal note.
๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿผ Segment and personalize responsibly; donโ€™t turn every holiday into an excuse to be intrusive.

For more ethical marketing systems, automation, and growth strategy, find good advice on our website and in our articles at https://www.marketecs.com/blog/ and check the links below to work with the real Kathrine and Marketecs.

If this kind of bad advice made you laugh or made you rethink how you evaluate partnerships, like, subscribe, and share it with someone who needs better boundaries and better strategy.

Tools Used to create this video:
Flux - https://fal.ai/
HeyGen - https://www.heygen.com/?sid=rewardful&via=kathrine
Eleven Labs - https://try.elevenlabs.io/meamfhxmnd98
Descript - https://get.descript.com/tnidj03ncjkd
ChatGPT - https://chatgpt.com/
VidIQ - https://vidiq.com/marketecs
& the Marketecs Team, who creates the strategy, system, and support to (literally) bring ideas to life!

โš  Disclosure: K.A.T. and everything she shares or recommends is satire. The advice she shares is bad, do not follow this bad advice.
Marketecs is an independent entity. The opinions expressed here are our own and NOT representations, guarantees, or statements made by any other entity. Some of the information we share or recommend may have affiliate links within the content and we may earn commissions (at no extra cost to you) from tools we use and recommend. Results will vary. Results not guaranteed.

Marketing isn't an expense, itโ€™s an ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต.When things feel slow, donโ€™t cut visibility. Get strategic.๐—›๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ'๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฝ...
05/05/2026

Marketing isn't an expense, itโ€™s an ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ท๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต.

When things feel slow, donโ€™t cut visibility. Get strategic.

๐—›๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐—ฒ'๐˜€ ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐˜๐—ถ๐—ฝ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ ๐—ฑ๐—ฎ๐˜†: Instead of going silent, repurpose your existing content into new formats. (Hint: That blog post? Itโ€™s also a carousel, Reel, and email.)

05/02/2026

The Mystery Lead Magnet Trick That โ€œForcesโ€ Buyers | โš  SATIRE โš 
https://youtu.be/cQL-C5T7riE

In this episode of Bad Advice From My Evil AI Twin, K.A.T. shares a โ€œgeniusโ€ strategy: keep your lead magnets vague, mysterious, and unhelpful so nobody can copy youโ€ฆ and nobody can figure out what you do either.

This advice is intentionally bad. Itโ€™s designed to help you spot red-flag marketing narratives that sound empowering but quietly sabotage results.

Tools Used to create this video:
Flux - https://fal.ai/
HeyGen - https://www.heygen.com/?sid=rewardful&via=kathrine
Eleven Labs - https://try.elevenlabs.io/meamfhxmnd98
Descript - https://get.descript.com/tnidj03ncjkd
ChatGPT - https://chatgpt.com/
VidIQ - https://vidiq.com/marketecs
& the Marketecs Team, who creates the strategy, system, and support to (literally) bring ideas to life!

โš  BAD ADVICE โ€“ SATIRE โ€“ DO NOT DO THIS IN REAL LIFE โš 
See more at:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcrndugBh1Md-uMKGmrwQdKXabrHIdg4o

If your email clicks arenโ€™t matching conversions, it might be bots.Many email systems now scan every message by opening ...
05/01/2026

If your email clicks arenโ€™t matching conversions, it might be bots.

Many email systems now scan every message by opening emails and clicking links automatically. That activity can trigger workflows and skew your analytics.

This guide walks through how to detect those interactions and filter them out so your system responds to real people, not automated scans.

Take a look: www.marketecs.com/email-bot-detection

We'd love for you to learn more about the team that makes up Marketecs!Have a question? Looking for more information? Wa...
04/30/2026

We'd love for you to learn more about the team that makes up Marketecs!

Have a question? Looking for more information? Want details on Marketecs Engine?

Schedule a call so we can chat about what we have to offer and how we can help you.

Learn more: www.marketecs.com/about

You donโ€™t need to go viral, you just need to be valuable.Tip of the Day:Focus on content that helps your audience solve ...
04/28/2026

You donโ€™t need to go viral, you just need to be valuable.

Tip of the Day:
Focus on content that helps your audience solve a problem or make a decision. The more useful you are, the more memorable you become.

04/25/2026

You Should Start Your DMs Like This (Seriously?) โš  SATIRE โš 
https://youtu.be/N6ISewrZ-60

In this episode of Bad Advice From My Evil AI Twin, K.A.T. shares a โ€œgeniusโ€ outreach strategy: sending psychologically loaded questions in cold messages to pressure people into responding.

These messages often sound clever in theory, however theyโ€™re designed to force someone into an emotional answer.

This advice is intentionally bad. Itโ€™s designed to help you spot red-flag marketing narratives that sound empowering but quietly sabotage results.

Tools Used to create this video:
Flux - https://fal.ai/
HeyGen - https://www.heygen.com/?sid=rewardful&via=kathrine
Eleven Labs - https://try.elevenlabs.io/meamfhxmnd98
Descript - https://get.descript.com/tnidj03ncjkd
ChatGPT - https://chatgpt.com/
& the Marketecs Team, who creates the strategy, system, and support to (literally) bring ideas to life!

โš  BAD ADVICE โ€“ SATIRE โ€“ DO NOT DO THIS IN REAL LIFE โš 
See more at:
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLcrndugBh1Md-uMKGmrwQdKXabrHIdg4o

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