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The photo is of a broken oven range with the door open. Behind it is a sign reading: OPEN RANGE.
06/13/2025

The photo is of a broken oven range with the door open. Behind it is a sign reading: OPEN RANGE.

For screen readers: The photo is of a sign with two vultures perched atop. The sign says, "NO LIFEGUARD IN THIS AREA SWI...
06/07/2025

For screen readers: The photo is of a sign with two vultures perched atop. The sign says, "NO LIFEGUARD IN THIS AREA SWIM AT YOUR OWN RISK."

For screen readers, the sign says, "FUSSBODENSCHLEIFMASCHINEVERLEIH."The text says, "This is why Germans don't play Scra...
05/16/2025

For screen readers, the sign says, "FUSSBODENSCHLEIFMASCHINEVERLEIH."

The text says, "This is why Germans don't play Scrabble."

For screen readers: There is a box of goats butter to which someone has attached "Who you gonna call." Next to this is a...
05/09/2025

For screen readers: There is a box of goats butter to which someone has attached "Who you gonna call." Next to this is a bottle of juice with a picture of pineapple with a halo. The juice brand is "Innocent."

The text below says, "I ain't afraid of no goats" and "I am suspicious of the pineapple, though."

For screen readers: The sign says, "The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest."
05/02/2025

For screen readers: The sign says, "The first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest."

How many times have we flatbed printed a ton of tiny white text onto signs?For screen readers: The picture is of a squar...
04/04/2025

How many times have we flatbed printed a ton of tiny white text onto signs?

For screen readers: The picture is of a square red sign with very small white text. It says: When we ordered this sign we thought it would be all small and quirky but it turns out it's actually just tiny and naff, possibly so small that you may not even notice it, so we decided to write this long and cumbersome note in the hope that any passers by would be struck by the sheer illegibility of so many words crammed on to a tiny sign, thus creating the opposite effect in that you may even have stopped to read what it says. The main objective of the sign is to inform you that the adjacent coffee shop is open, unless of course we accidentally left it out when we are closed in which case we cannot even make it up to you with a cappuccino and we can only apologise if this whole thing feels like it's been a waste of time.

This one is for Nate.For screen readers: The sign says, "One minute you are young and wild. The next you are into air fr...
03/28/2025

This one is for Nate.
For screen readers: The sign says, "One minute you are young and wild. The next you are into air fryers."

For screen readers: The photo is a crushed green highway sign with a white arrow pointing to the cutaway side of a mount...
03/14/2025

For screen readers: The photo is a crushed green highway sign with a white arrow pointing to the cutaway side of a mountain. The text says, "It used to say something about falling rocks."

For screen readers: The image is a backlit sign for Dolores Restaurant, but the "Dolo" of Dolores and "res" of restauran...
03/07/2025

For screen readers: The image is a backlit sign for Dolores Restaurant, but the "Dolo" of Dolores and "res" of restaurant are dark, so all that is lit spells out "restaurant."

The text says, "When your life is a mess but everything works out."

For screen readers: The sign says, "NEVER FIGHT DINOSAURS-YOU WILL GET JURASSKICKED."
02/21/2025

For screen readers: The sign says, "NEVER FIGHT DINOSAURS-YOU WILL GET JURASSKICKED."

For screen readers, there is a photo of a sign that says, "OPEN." The "N" is on a slider. A second photo shows the same ...
02/14/2025

For screen readers, there is a photo of a sign that says, "OPEN." The "N" is on a slider. A second photo shows the same sign, but the "N" has been moved to the beginning of the word, so now it says, "NOPE."

For screen readers: The picture is of two sets of hands holding signs. One says, "Whatever you do always give 100%." The...
02/07/2025

For screen readers: The picture is of two sets of hands holding signs. One says, "Whatever you do always give 100%." The other says, "Unless you're donating blood."

True that.

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