05/10/2026
It’s been a wild week over here and, well, we’ve been on lockdown making some new merch. Even though we are posting at the end of the week we didn’t want you to think we had forgotten you.
So here’s to the officers, transport teams, supervisors, dispatchers, kitchen crews, medical staff, and everyone else working the blocks and the bars. Thank you for your professionalism, your sacrifice, and your ability to keep the place running while somehow turning stress into comedy. The job may be serious, but surviving it takes a legendary sense of humor. Stay safe, stay strong, and remember — at least Johnny Cash only visited Folsom Prison. You all clock in there voluntarily. 😂
