JDCMerch

05/04/2026

Say hello to my Emotional Support Animals — tiny creatures with BIG energy.
Motivation? ✔️
Chaos? ✔️
Vibes? Off the charts.

Each one has its own message, from “Believe in Yourself” to “Feral & Fabulous,” and I’m posting them all individually so you can pick your favorite. Full video is up on YouTube!

02/26/2026

Choose your favorite day and night scene to paint - come join us for the fun at The Shoppes on the Hill next week

02/26/2026

🎉 DIY Paint & Create Party — Thursday, March 5th at The Shoppes on the Hill! 🎉
BYOB • $40 per person • Birdsboro, PA

Looking for a night out that’s creative, relaxing, and full of good vibes? Join me Thursday, March 5th at The Shoppes on the Hill in Birdsboro, PA for a hands‑on DIY workshop where you’ll paint and assemble your very own double‑layered 9.25” wooden scene!

🌄 Pick Your Adventure
Choose from six unique designs, each with a day and night option built right in:

Beach, Desert, Lake, Lighthouse, Mountain, Plains (see attached photos for the examples of each!)

Each sign has a puzzle‑style top layer that you paint piece by piece. When you’re ready, just peel the 3M backing and assemble—no glue, no mess, just instant satisfaction. I’ll provide all the paints shown (plus extra colors so you can get wild with it!).

🍷 BYOB + Bonus Perks
Bring your favorite drink and settle in for a fun, creative night.
All workshop attendees also receive 10% off in the shop during the event!

💵 Cost & Registration
$40 per person
Payment is required ahead of time to reserve your spot.
You can pay in person at The Shoppes on the Hill or via Venmo.

02/16/2026

Say hello to the new bathroom collection you didn’t know you needed — where classy handcrafted hardwood décor meets just the right amount of snark 😏✨

From our “wait… did that sign just say what I think it said?” wall art…
to the hand‑carved potpourri boxes (with your choice of skunk or mushroom toppers)…
to the nature‑themed toilet paper holders featuring dung beetles, snails, mushrooms and more …

Every piece is made from real hardwood, complete with the natural knots, grains, and color variations that make each item one‑of‑a‑kind. Rustic charm on the outside… humor tucked inside… the perfect combo for bathrooms, cabins, guest spaces, and anyone who appreciates a little personality in their décor 🚽🌿

Handmade. Unique. Snarky. And absolutely guaranteed to make guests do a double‑take.

🪵❤️

Link to the full collection in comments - mix and match; pick your favorites!

01/03/2026

🪙✨ Saying goodbye to an American classic!
Introducing my 2025 Farewell Penny Ornament — a handcrafted wooden keepsake honoring the final year the U.S. penny was minted.

Each ornament includes a real penny from a random year, securely attached to the front. Want to add your own meaningful penny instead? Choose the no‑penny option and personalize it with a birth year, anniversary year, or any special date.

You can also choose Front Only or Front + Back Engraving for a fully detailed commemorative piece.

Perfect for collectors, history lovers, and anyone who appreciates symbolic gifts. Add a little piece of American history to your tree this year 🎄🇺🇸

Link to order in comments

11/25/2025

🦃 Hosting or being hosted this Thanksgiving? Bring the laughs AND the snacks with this engraved bamboo board with snap on lid! 😄

✨ “If you can read this, the snacks are gone and it’s time to go home.”
💸 Just $35 — engraved and ready to serve
📦 Only a few left in hand!
📍Pick up tomorrow — don’t miss out!

Perfect for parties, potlucks, or that friend who always overstays 😅

📲 Message me to grab yours!

09/26/2025

Any guesses what this beautiful mahogany is becoming? Precision pattern, frame locked down tight… and yep, clamps galore. Most-used item in my shop? No contest. They may not be glamorous, but they’re the unsung heroes behind every clean corner and solid bond.

Stay tuned for the reveal 👀🪵

09/14/2025

☕️✨ Morning mood: coffee strong, attitude stronger.

Out on the deck today, hand-assembling a fresh batch of “Zero F***s to Give” jars—because sometimes the most powerful message fits in a corked glass bottle. Twine, tags, and a whole lot of wooden sass flying off the assembly line while the birds chirp and the caffeine kicks in.

Each jar is a handcrafted reminder that boundaries are beautiful, and your peace is priceless. Whether it’s for your desk, your dashboard, or your favorite unapologetic friend—these little jars say it loud (without saying a word).

🪵 Handmade
💬 Hilariously honest
🎁 Ready to gift or keep for yourself

***sToGive ***s

09/09/2025

What better way to start your day than with a High Five?!

There truly is no job too large or small that can be uv printed for you - just reach out to chat 😀❤️

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🙌 High Five Guys Tomorrow! 🙌

We’re excited to launch our very first High Five Guys tomorrow morning! 🎉

Our awesome male volunteers will be outside welcoming students with smiles, encouragement, and of course — high fives! They’ll be easy to spot wearing these fun lanyards 👇

Thank you to our volunteers for helping make arrival time extra special for our kids. 💚🤍

06/02/2025

I'm pretty sure we've all had this sort of day at one time or another ... 🤷🏼‍♀️😂

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