06/18/2026
I called a married lady who owed me money, but she didn't pick up.π
I called 10 more times still no answer. π€ Knowing her husband wasn't home, I decided to change my strategy and sent her this message:
"Hello, Iβm not even calling about the money. I just wanted to let you know that two girls were fighting over your husband in town today! πIt was a massive scene, and he just stood there watching until one of the girls managed to escape into his car, and they drove off together."π
A few minutes later, my phone started ringing. It was her. I ignored it. π She kept calling and calling. When I finally checked, I had 21 missed calls and a text that read:
"Where was the fight?! π₯Ί Where did they go? π± Did you recognize the girls? Please tell me, I am falling apart! ππ"
I left it on read. She called another 5 times, and when I didn't answer, another message popped up:
"I have your money! Please, can we meet so you can tell me more?" π
I finally replied: "Okay. Send the money through Orange Money first. That way, when I stop by the filling station to refuel, I can pick you up and drive you straight to one of the girls' houses, because I know exactly where they live." π€
Two minutes later, I checked my Orange Money account balance. Paid in full. π°
I switched off my phone and slept like a babyπ€©
