05/24/2026
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Well good morning Huntington. The Hank is back, slightly sleep deprived, mildly irritated, and once again askingโฆ
What exactly are we doing here?
After legal bill requests started floating around the county, taxpayers finally got to ask the question everybody knew was coming after election season:
โSoโฆ how much did all this drama actually cost us?โ
Spoiler alert:
it ainโt pretty.
The Ashbaugh court situation continues to feel like a community gut punch where everybody is hoping the police report somehow sounds better the second time around.
It does not.
EMA finally got to activate every flashing light and Facebook credential imaginable over an oil dumping incident.
Somewhere deep down you could feel the excitement.
โTHIS IS OUR MOMENT.โ
The Commissioners meeting kicked off with citizens basically saying:
โHold on there, chief.โ
An easement disagreement turned into one of those awkward moments where regular people reminded government officials that taxpayers are not NPCs.
Then came County Council where citizens are finally starting to pump the brakes on blind spending approvals.
You could almost hear the record scratch every time somebody asked:
โWaitโฆ what exactly is this for?โ
Council President Kendall Mickley also appeared to hit the:
โPlease leave my employer out of thisโ
phase of public office.
Which is fascinating because local government lately has basically been one giant game of:
โRules for thee, but not for me.โ
Sheriff Chris Newton gave one of the more honest discussions weโve heard in awhile regarding jail culture and staffing realities.
For a brief moment the room actually stopped acting like Facebook commenters and listened.
Veterans across the county gathered to remind everybody that Memorial Day is not just โBoat Season Opening Weekend.โ
Crazy concept:
remembering people who died serving the country.
Meanwhile HCCSC continues spinning the Wheel of Administrative Turnover.
HR positions matter.
Financial oversight matters.
Stability matters.
But hey, maybe one more consultant fixes it.
AI somehow became one of the healthier conversations this week.
Reality check:
the people learning to use AI are going to replace the people pretending it does not exist.
That train has already left the station.
Warren continues doing Warren things.
Meetings barely noticed.
Votes moving fast.
Public trying to keep up.
But remember:
the REAL threat to democracy is apparently a guy with a microphone asking questions.
Andrews quietly moved forward on another land purchase tied to familiar names and community connections.
Small town Indiana:
where everybody is somehow cousins, business partners, or both.
Markle Library got the full Photo Op treatment this week.
Nothing says โsupporting literacyโ quite like making sure the camera catches your good side during public comment.
The grocery store conversation somehow turned into a broader debate over Huntingtonโs identity itself.
Do we embrace growth?
Do we embrace accountability?
Do we subsidize everything with taxpayer money forever?
Or do we eventually admit Roanoke figured some things out that Huntington still struggles with?
Also:
nothing screams โhealthy local economyโ quite like government-backed grocery stores while basic downtown maintenance still looks optional.
The Huntington TAB managed to wander into financial turbulence while simultaneously discovering that social media exists now and people can actually read public information in real time.
Tough week.
The City got called out over media release issues, Paffโs page briefly vanished into the Bermuda Triangle of Facebook, and conspiracy theories immediately hit Mach 5.
And quietly in the background?
A younger conservative movement keeps growing.
TPUSA events.
Younger voices stepping in.
The old political guard probably ought to start paying attention because the โwait your turnโ generation is getting replaced by the โnah, weโll do it ourselvesโ crowd.
Anyway.
Thatโs Huntington this week.
Confusing.
Loud.
Petty.
Entertaining.
Occasionally productive.
And somewhere between the lawsuits, Facebook meltdowns, easement fights, grocery store dreams, mystery disappearances, photo ops, and budget panicโฆ
we all just keep staring at each other asking:
โWhat the hell is even happening anymore?โ
Stay weird, Huntington.