Angeles Death Highway

06/02/2026

Tesla ownership starts innocently enough.

You buy the car because it’s practical.

Then one day you’re discussing sway bars, planning camping trips, ordering accessories at 2am, and explaining to strangers why they just don’t understand.

I spent weeks studying the phenomenon.

05/28/2026

The manufacturers are going through an existential crisis

05/26/2026

05/22/2026

Mercedes spent 3 billion dollars trying to digitally recreate the feeling of a V8

05/18/2026

The M3 Epidemic

05/18/2026

Every stance build is owned by a guy who looks physically exhausted by his own decisions.

05/13/2026

The JDM Virus

05/10/2026

Supercar ownership used to represent achievement.

Now they represent a Ponzi scheme.

11/28/2025

SURPRISE! There’s treasure waiting for you on the mountain.

Tag if you find something! Merch shop opens VERY soon. Watch this space.