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01/24/2026

🔥🐉 We flew over to Burger King to try the new How to Train Your Dragon meal, and let’s just say, Toothless himself would be proud!

🍓 First up, the strawberry lemonade was the only drink that hit the mark, everything else was basically liquid syrup pretending to be a beverage.

🧀 The mozzarella fries? Solid cheese sticks, and we’re not mad about it.

🍔 The Whopper came through with its classic flavor and bacon, because why settle for a dragon-sized burger if it’s not bringing the sizzle?

🍦 Finally, the dragon ice cream! It was like biting into a creamy, dreamy cloud straight from the skies of Berk.

🎉 Verdict: 9/10, would totally saddle up for this meal again. If you’re craving something new with a sprinkle of fantasy, head over to Burger King before these dragons fly away!

01/24/2026

When the sketchy chair at the cookout betrays you.

Jonathan bravely (and unknowingly) took one for the team – and trust me, he actually got hurt. 😅 But don’t worry, he’s fine now! Just maybe a little bruised… both his ego and his behind.

If you listen closely, you’ll hear my high-pitched squeal when he fell. I’m not proud, but also not sorry. 🤷‍♀️

Moral of the story: not everything on the side of the road deserves a second chance.

🎥 Drop a comment if you’ve ever had a “that chair betrayed me” moment or tag a friend who’s always tempting fate with questionable furniture!

# comedy

01/24/2026

I mean I still have them at home but some are right here too.

01/21/2026

Being dependent on 5500 calories a day means qhen im hungry I really mean it. I've already dragged this place so I wont do it again but man I cant believe how much this burger sucked.

01/14/2026

Shrimp fried rice. Since panda express changed their orange chicken to taste like freezer food we're on the hunt for a new fast Chinese spot. Dragon garden 6/10 but bad orange chicken

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