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04/16/2026

A long week with the exec team in Comporta, Portugal.
Closing out Q1, planning Q2, and more whiteboard sessions than beach time. Comporta invited us to slow down, we took the opportunity to move faster.

04/10/2026

Darkroom’s random internet anthology vol. 19

Here’s a collection of videos we love and find inspiring.

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Rachel Breeden
Tala
Nayaj Raj Saikia
Noland Chaliha

03/27/2026

Darkroom’s random internet anthology vol. 19

Here’s a collection of videos we love and find inspiring.

All rights to original creators.




Last week, São Paulo 🇧🇷The Brazil team got together for dinner. We’re in full offense mode in 2026, across São Paulo, Ne...
03/23/2026

Last week, São Paulo 🇧🇷
The Brazil team got together for dinner. We’re in full offense mode in 2026, across São Paulo, New York, and everywhere in between. Darkroom is growing fast, and this team is a big reason why.

Darkroom is growing into Q2.Six new roles across strategy, media content, video, design, social commerce and marketplace...
03/20/2026

Darkroom is growing into Q2.

Six new roles across strategy, media content, video, design, social commerce and marketplaces. Teams in New York, Brazil, Spain, Portugal and beyond.

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The brands that invented their own language. didn't sell trail shoes.  didn't sell lessons.  didn't sell luxury.  didn't...
03/13/2026

The brands that invented their own language.

didn't sell trail shoes. didn't sell lessons. didn't sell luxury. didn't sell oat milk. didn't sell fashion. didn't sell software.

They sold a vocabulary. The category followed.

03/05/2026

Darkroom’s random internet anthology vol. 18

Here’s a collection of videos we love and find inspiring.

All rights to original creators.
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If I told you a Hall of Fame center makes premium Napa wine… you’d assume it’s a gimmick.It’s not.And he’s not the only ...
02/19/2026

If I told you a Hall of Fame center makes premium Napa wine… you’d assume it’s a gimmick.

It’s not.

And he’s not the only one.

- A Grammy-winning rapper built a vodka whipped cream brand that actually moves in retail.
- A supermodel launched a fragrance line without putting her face on the bottle.
- A former party-era icon is selling cookware at Walmart.

These don’t feel like celebrity brands… and that’s the point.

isn’t a vanity label.
It’s Napa Valley fruit, $200–$300+ price points, limited production runs, and critic scores that put it in real collector conversations, not souvenir territory.

didn’t show up as celebrity merch.
It launched into national retail, sits in the alcohol set (not the candy aisle), and built an entirely new subcategory around vodka-infused whipped cream.

doesn’t lean on Iron Man nostalgia.
It’s clean DTC positioning, functional blends, modern packaging, and wellness-forward messaging, built like a contemporary specialty coffee brand.

isn’t “Emma Watson’s side project.”
It’s rooted in Chablis winemaking heritage, upcycled grape skins, copper pot distillation, and terroir storytelling, a spirits brand that happens to have a famous founder.

doesn’t plaster Bella’s face everywhere.
It leads with essential oils, alcohol-free, skin-first formulation, sculptural bottles, and mood-driven branding, more niche fragrance house than celebrity drop.

didn’t just slap her name on a SKU.
She built a full cookware ecosystem at Walmart, heart-shaped Dutch ovens, coordinated sets, accessible pricing, and real nationwide shelf space.

Swipe.

02/18/2026

Darkroom’s random internet anthology vol. 17

Here’s a collection of videos we love and find inspiring.

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$7M for a single ad. For some brands, that spend simply adds fuel to a fire that’s already burning and accelerates momen...
02/07/2026

$7M for a single ad. For some brands, that spend simply adds fuel to a fire that’s already burning and accelerates momentum they’ve been building for years. For others, it becomes an expensive attempt to buy relevance in a moment, without the foundations to support it. Same cost, very different returns.

This year’s Super Bowl ads made that contrast especially clear:

- brought in Brian Baumgartner (yes, Kevin from The Office) to make enterprise finance feel familiar, funny, and already part of the culture.
- cast Adrien Brody to turn tax prep into something oddly human, and slightly cinematic.
- leaned into pure pop culture energy with Sabrina Carpenter, staying true to a brand that never takes itself too seriously.
- paired Ben Stiller with Benson Boone and turned grocery delivery into a full-blown performance.
- used Kendall Jenner’s cultural gravity to signal legitimacy in a crowded betting market.
- went all-in on star power with Matthew McConaughey, Bradley Cooper, and Parker Posey, because when food meets football, subtlety isn’t the goal.
- anchored its story around Emma Stone, keeping the focus on creativity, craft, and personal expression.
- tapped Andy Samberg and Elle Fanning to make condiments part of the entertainment conversation.
- skipped the celebrity route altogether and let the idea do the talking.

So the real question becomes: is the cost justified, or are the returns only there when the brand story already exists?

02/03/2026

Darkroom’s random internet anthology vol. 16

Here’s a collection of videos we love and find inspiring.

All rights to original creators.



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