09/06/2025
Behind the scenes of the cattle sale prep…
Brent: Chief Cattle Chaos Coordinator—Masters the art of yelling directions nobody asked for, micromanages grooming with military precision, and ensures everyone—including the photographer—feels the full weight of his authoritative “expertise.”
Connie: Picture Pen Rodeo Clown—Leaps into the picture pen with zero fear and 100% flair, corralling calves, dodging chaos, and keeping the crew laughing the whole way.
Brianne: Supreme Cattle & Human Taskmaster (aka Photographer Extraordinaire)—Expert at orchestrating chaos into the perfect shot while simultaneously yelling directions, judging posture, and ensuring every hair, hoof, and human is exactly where it should be.
Brad: Professional “Yes, Dear” Wrangler—Skilled in following orders under extreme photographic pressure. Expert at holding cattle, suppressing eye-rolls, and nodding enthusiastically while getting bossed around by his wife.
Bray & Kyle: Glam Squad—Expertly sculpt cattle while swooning to the latest slow love songs. Specialize in turning a simple trim into a full-on emotional experience—for both calf and human.
Isla : Head of entertainment and random questions department. Also makes sure nobody forgets snack breaks.
Elsie: Quality Control Inspector—if she’s not crying, the operation passes inspection.
