Near Me Magic - Google Maps & Local Search Pros

04/29/2025

Go Deep or Go Homey old school like your Grandpa. He would be so proud.

Learn how to boost SEO with ChatGPT's Deep Research mode. Discover smart ways to use AI for competitor analysis, topical research, backlink checks, and more.

09/13/2024

Hey guys & gals, I know I never post, but it’s bc my fb account got hacked in March, then shut down & I finally got it back in May. Ughhh.

I’ve got something crazy to share with you all:

A very LARGE thing is launching to Public soon (after 4 years of development), very very large. It’s basically a Club, and it’s a Club to help you earn a lot of💰for your family or for yourself if you’re like that. All without a big investment & without selling anything. Your main job is to invite friends & family into the Club. Let them decide for themselves, with no pressure. There are no promises or guarantees of course.

I’m not Inviting you to the Public Launch, Im inviting you to the pre-public “Leaders Launch”. As a Leader once you bring 32 people in, you’re done, but if 10k/month passive income isn’t enough, lol, you don’t have to stop there. Alternately, If you bring just 2 people in you can stop there w/great monthly income. Some Leaders will be running FB Ads & training for that will be avail- tho that’s not for me personally.

Anyhoo, a low key Webinar to answer all your questions is being held tomorrow, Saturday 9/14 @ 11am EST. There’s also a small Leaders Skype Group I can get you into for more QA/Info - screenshot from group thread below. We will also hold general webbys every Monday moving forward, but tomorrow’s is more important/informative - Register for the Replay if you can’t attend live.

There is no investment required until the actual Leaders are let in (1-2 weeks away?), and it’s about a hundred bucks, same cost for public when it opens to them.

I’m happy to answer any questions on this thread but Webby will have way more info than I do.

FYI: There’s also a photo of the ground where my dog just p**ped in public park in San Kose 🥺 I seriously can’t find it! So the first person who can find and describe the location of his p**p ( or reply with marked up photo showing p**p location) will have 1/2 their Leader Membership Fee paid by your’s truly & I’ll go back and bag it up…a win win win. Good luck!

🍻 David

https://zoom.us/webinar/register/WN_S6kUkYciR6KL3n1i9HFDow #/registration

09/05/2024

Shout out to the AMAZING TEAM at Redwood Empire Food Bank, all the Farmers and Donors, all the Volunteers, and all the Staff! Please Send them some 💖 right here. AND TODAY Thur Sep 5th you're donation will be matched by G&C Autobody, as part of Hunger Action Month.

09/02/2024

Come join us - a very small group of fortunate souls to Learn about something very new. So new it has not even launched yet. You will eventually hear about this - in the future. But, today & next Monday you can find out about it much earlier! This is one of those opportunities that people dream of - like buying bitcoin when it was less than $1. Nothing is promised, but the potential to change your 💴 future is very real. There is no investment to make today, and when we do go live it will be less than $150. There will be a replay sent to those that register for the Zoom call - apologies for last minute notice - the Zoom meet goes from 10am - 11am PST approx & you can ask questions.

Come learn about this very exciting method to Free yourself from your job, your mortgage & your worries within a couple months or sooner. 🍻

You can register today & will be invited to next Monday's Call too.

https://zoom.us/webinar/register/WN_BYuTemDgRECC_VJw3punhQ

05/02/2024

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03/11/2024

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06/17/2023

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05/25/2023

You need 'some' Negative Reviews & we can help. Wait, that didn't come out quite....

Really? Why in the H do I need any negative reviews you ask?

It's all about your GBP looking real. Get over yourself.

"Nobody never f***s up" -God.

Plus, you can turn your response to that negative review into a win for your company - be empathatic, be relaxed, offer a solution to help. No biggie.

BUT What if some negative Google reviews aren't accurate or real? It's totally unfair these unhelpful fart-bombs should tarnish your fresh & reputable scent.

Does screaming into the wind help?

WHAT CAN YOU DO to actually remove fake or innacurate negative Google reviews?

--> Call us, we know the Russian cartel that posts all these fake negative reviews as a way to win local elections (it's complicated, but does involve bribes, that's where we come in), so we can get you whitelisted, or should we say redlisted. It's not expensive. For us. For you, yeah, it's expensive.

OR just watch the video below. But realize captain avengenerd there is just a Soviet lackey posing as an innocent Canadian. What do overly-nice Canadians know 'aboot' negative reviews anyway? It's always 'soory' this and 'soory' that... until they send you off to Siberia in shackles bc you weren't on that redlist. Canada: too close to Russia to be THAT nice.

OR use this link - We haven't tried it yet, but heard good things:
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How do I remove a bad Google review? This is one of the most common questions business owners have about their Google Business Profiles.The old way we all kn...

04/22/2023

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03/30/2023

WHAT? Google Business Profile (GMB) Service Areas DO Impact Local Rankings?!

Does setting service areas on GBP affect rankings? Apparently yes???Local SEO experts commonly believe that setting service areas on your Google Business Pro...