Conk Creative LLC

Conk Creative LLC You may not know it yet, but I'm going to ghostwrite that book you've been meaning to write. Copywriting. Ghostwriting. Screenwriting.

Everything you’re trying to say could be smarter, clearer and more entertaining than it is now.

12/29/2025

In a world awash with AI-generated images trying to pass as real, I can confidently report that this spot is 100% real, and that all the people receiving checks are the actual people who received them. They were so happy, we even grabbed serendipitous (favorite word) footage for testimonials.

09/09/2025

Can confirm that I might have played a role in bringing this new TV spot to life for Kris Lindahl. And yes, it's "koala with a 'k.'" (Inside MN joke)

It's not every day you get to talk to a Shark. I recently had the honor of interviewing Shark Tank's Robert Herjavec as ...
08/27/2025

It's not every day you get to talk to a Shark. I recently had the honor of interviewing Shark Tank's Robert Herjavec as part of my newest book project with Anytime Fitness co-founders Chuck Runyon and Dave Mortensen. A genuinely nice guy who's not only a successful businessman, but has experienced his own fitness transformation, does "16 pull-ups just to get warmed up" and has a lot to say about the power of sleep. I am not worthy! Look for the book in the coming months.

10/19/2024

The second installment in my "how to edit" series. Ironically, it's 7 seconds long.

I'm holding my latest completed ghostwriter project in my hand, but as a ghost, I can't reveal what it is, MWAHAHAHAHAHA...
03/20/2024

I'm holding my latest completed ghostwriter project in my hand, but as a ghost, I can't reveal what it is, MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA! (In all seriousness, a great project and tight collaboration for a fantastic client, and I'm very excited about it.)

One book hit Amazon a few weeks ago, another is going into layout, and another has just been approved. Good ghostwriter ...
11/13/2023

One book hit Amazon a few weeks ago, another is going into layout, and another has just been approved. Good ghostwriter day.

Draft 2 of Mystery Book Project  #1 in 2023 now complete.
04/11/2023

Draft 2 of Mystery Book Project #1 in 2023 now complete.

09/16/2022

My friends, partners and family at Media Bridge are making the best creative work they've ever done. I was proud to be a part of the elite ... well, "eliter" ... team that produced this spot for Choice Bank starring Mr. Adam Thielen.

09/15/2022

Did you know that there are TED Talks in Minneapolis? Neither did I until I got involved in promoting this year's TEDx event with Media Bridge Advertising. As a resident St. Paulite, I find it a bit funny that this year's TEDx is at the Keg & Case, but when Minneapolis needs hipster cred, of course they look across the river. : )

09/09/2022

21 minutes.

That's what I'm asking for, and I know it's a lot. Twenty-one uninterrupted, phoneless, distraction-free minutes.

Why am I asking for 21 minutes? Because after three years of development, my "Seven Long Days" EP is now DONE and live on the streams!

I'm really proud of this one. The songs are like a time capsule to me, reflecting the last few years of our bizarre lives. If there's a theme, it's "agency," or the lack thereof. From feeling helpless and anxious at the start of a pandemic, to watching an innocent man get senselessly murdered 5 miles away from you as he cries for his mother, to the liberation of escaping toxic situations, or acknowledging the pitfalls of living your life weighed down by feelings of inadequacy and the Disease to Please.

To pull this project off, I put together the best band you could ask for:

Andrea Lyn has a voice that can go from Dolly Parton to Brandi Carlile in a flash (pay particular attention to her performance on a song called "Mexico"), while Brian Larson can go from Neil Young to ... I want to say Jack Black?

Bill Rammer and Jeff Pfoser contribute bass lines that range from "tasty and restrained" to "Is that the guy from Primus?" Then there's my ever-trusty and self-deprecating drummer and percussionist friend Paul Loughridge, who I've been playing music with for almost 40 years. I could listen to an album of Paul playing nothing but high hat.

Rachel Felicia Calvert rips the strings off her fiddle on the title track and is one of the sweetest people I know. I was just plain lucky to enlist the talents of Nashville keyboard pro (and friend since our St. Joe Grade School days in South Bend, Indiana) De Marco Johnson. Jeremy Manier takes "Everything" to 11 with his tasty cello work (recorded at his home in Chicago). Soon-to-be famous Denny frontman Alexander Rollins contributed vintage synth arpeggios to make "Hard Times" a little easier.

On the sound front, Tom Forliti applied his sound design mastery to make the title track even more “live” than it actually was. And co-producer, sound engineer, mixer and all-around great guy Corey Hess hit it out of the park as usual by making this EP sound amazing. Seriously, Corey makes my $99 guitalele sound like a huge Spanish guitar on "Mexico," and I don't know how he does s**t like that.

Finally, my co-producer on this project and in life: Anne Kelley Conklin. Not only did Anne offer the invaluable feedback that led to these songs being chosen. Not only did she give me the "note" that led to the way the entire EP un-resolves on the very last chord. But she also gets a musical credit for "hand claps" on the song "Hard Times." Most people don't know that Anne earned her PhD in Comparative Hand Clap Studies from the University of Phoenix in the late '90s. I'm glad she finally got a chance to put her degree to work.

Here's the Spotify link to the record. Honestly, I'm happy if anyone reading this listens to any song at any time. But if you want the "Recommended Listening Experience," it's this:
Kick back with your favorite drink, gummy or whatever your thing is, and listen to Track 1, "An Incomplete Thought in 5 Acts." That track is all 5 songs the way they were meant to be heard, with the specific transitions between them that only a control freak like me would insist on.
https://open.spotify.com/album/0QjThzJhft7rEGHCdDpdBF...

P.S. The record is also on Apple Music, and the for-purchase/downloadable version — as well as a BONUS TRACK called "Seven Long Days (Live at Budokan) — is available at www.sevenlongdays.com.

Thanks for listening!

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