04/14/2026
A Coca-Cola in one hand. A venti iced mocha with light ice, whole milk, whipped cream, sprinkles, and 5 shots of espresso in the other. He keeps 12 olives and 4 blueberries on him, but doesn’t take time to eat them.
Don’t ask us how it all makes sense. We don’t know. 🥤☕️🫒🫐