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09/18/2026

Terrible’s Interior Designer Has Some Explaining to Do 😂🏍️

Apparently Terrible’s gas station just outside Las Vegas decided to let the interior decorator get a little… creative. 😂

And somehow, the result makes it look like Eli Tomac can throw a backflip on a motorcycle. 🏍️💨🤘🏼

There’s just one tiny problem…

Eli absolutely cannot do a backflip. 😂😂

But hey, when the décor says you can, who are we to argue?

🔥💃 BLACKTHUMB FREAK SHOW! 💃🔥Thursday, October 1st at 7 PM, we’re bringing you a night of burlesque, belly dancing, and p...
09/18/2026

🔥💃 BLACKTHUMB FREAK SHOW! 💃🔥

Thursday, October 1st at 7 PM, we’re bringing you a night of burlesque, belly dancing, and plenty of attitude! Maybe some sno-cones too.

Come check out the dancing, have some laughs, and enjoy a little something dark and sexy. And if you’re thinking about skipping it… don’t be that person. You can sit at camp and eat canned raviolis another time. Come get unhinged and have a good time. 🤘🏼❤️☠️🏁

October 1st • 7 PM - Space #22
💃 Burlesque
🔥 Belly Dancing
🤘🏼 Good times & bad decisions

GoodTimes

Thanks to our dear friend Harley Hoskins for supporting the cause and snatching up some of our Wasteland swag. If you’d ...
09/17/2026

Thanks to our dear friend Harley Hoskins for supporting the cause and snatching up some of our Wasteland swag. If you’d like to pre-order and pick up at our tribe camp then please message us and let us know.

Due to the fact that we are not allowed to accept cash on site all transactions will need to be handled prior to the event. These things are going like hotcakes! 🤘🏼❤️☠️🏁

09/15/2026

DON’T Eat the Raisins! 😂🐐💩

Rhonda has an important public service announcement: DO NOT eat the raisins at the park! 😂

Turns out those “raisins” might actually be little mountain goat presents. 🐐💩🤣

Of course, we can’t guarantee that warning will stop one of our teenagers from giving them a taste test… because apparently curiosity and good judgment don’t always come as a package deal. 😂

Teenager logic: “But what if they ARE raisins?” 🤦‍♂️



Old Bones Therapy
Ballistic Dummy Lab
Patrick Cleary

09/15/2026

Grim Jim Sent Me a Care Package… 😳📦 | What’s Inside?!

When a care package from Grim Jim shows up, you never really know what you’re about to open! 😂📦

This one had some seriously interesting surprises inside, and as always, I’m incredibly grateful that my buddy Jim thinks of me and sends these awesome care packages. 🙏🏼

There’s just one little problem… I have to find a home for everything! 😂

Well… almost everything. The food doesn’t need a home. That stuff goes straight to my belly! 🤣🍔

Thanks again, Grim Jim! You’re one of a kind, brother! 🤘🏼 Grim Jim

Got some more patches put on another one of our vests today. So far we’ve been able to add all of our patches that have ...
09/13/2026

Got some more patches put on another one of our vests today. So far we’ve been able to add all of our patches that have been given to us over the past two years. Now the only thing to decide is which purse I wear with them that matches. Haha!!! 🤘🏼❤️☠️🏁

09/13/2026

Prius Hauling a Dirt Bike… Because Apparently the Dirt Bike Wasn’t Embarrassed Enough 😂

Caught a Prius on the freeway towing a dirt bike like it was headed to the motocross track… at 47 MPG and approximately 3 horsepower. 😂

Nothing quite says “SEND IT!” like your tow vehicle needing a permission slip from the battery pack. 🤣

The dirt bike looked like it was questioning every life decision that led to this moment.

🔥Even Gone Coastal needs a day off!We shut down the trucks for the day, fired up the BBQ, kicked back with some good fri...
09/12/2026

🔥Even Gone Coastal needs a day off!

We shut down the trucks for the day, fired up the BBQ, kicked back with some good friends, and enjoyed the Santa Maria Airfest right from our own backyard! ✈️🇺🇸

Good food, great friends, and some seriously cool aircraft overhead… doesn’t get much better than that! 😎❤️

Back to hauling soon, but today was all about enjoying what’s right in our own backyard!

Every junk removal job is different, and you never really know what’s waiting for you until you start digging in! From o...
09/12/2026

Every junk removal job is different, and you never really know what’s waiting for you until you start digging in! From old furniture and appliances to tools, treasures, strange surprises, and everything in between — you’d be amazed at the things people decide they no longer need. 😂

In this video, we take you along to see some of the interesting, unusual, and downright unexpected things we’ve come across while working junk removal jobs here on the Central Coast.

And the best part? A lot of what we pick up doesn’t necessarily belong in the landfill. ♻️ We sort through what we can, recycle materials, and look for opportunities to donate or give usable items a second life.

You never know what you’re going to find when you GO COASTAL! 🌊🗑️

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Every junk removal job is different, and you never really know what...

09/11/2026

🦆💨 DUCK DRAMA IN DOWNTOWN! 😂

Just another day in the city… until this guy decided it was time to chase his girl down the parking lot! 🦆❤️🦆

No pond. No park. No explanation. Just one determined duck, one unimpressed female, and a whole lot of waddling chaos! 😂

Apparently, even in the concrete jungle… love finds a way. 🏙️🦆



Old Bones Therapy
Ballistic Dummy Lab
Patrick Cleary

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