Catseye Comics

11/07/2025

A quick story: THE SIDEKICK SQUAD STOPS A BANK ROBBERY

FIRST, AN INTRODUCTION TO THE CHARACTERS - THE SIDEKICK SQUAD

When all the heroes of Liaison are fighting Nexus monsters, and the police are guarding people’s lives, there is one group that you can always count on. (Well sometimes). It is The Sidekick Squad.

The Sidekick squad is a group of … sidekicks. But Only Whiskers is actually the sidekick of a registered hero. So the sidekick squad are sidekicks to a sidekick.

The roster includes:
Whiskers-sidekick to Catseye- Though non powered, she is good at gymnastics and has many improvised ‘weapons’ made from everyday objects and toys.

Vet- A veterinarian who uses animal science (and ketamine patches) to fight crime. He has a Mynah bird named Poe who helps him by distracting villains so Vet can slap a ketamine patch on the them..

Scarlet Lampshade- A retired lighting tech and ‘roadie’ Scarlett lampshade uses flashing lights and shade-cloths to confuse villains and capture them. He is also a dock worker / roadie strong.

Louie- A handy-capable man who has souped up his mobility scooter and crutches and canes. Sometimes he simply runs people over with the scooter to stop them.

NOW, THE STORY:

The teens ran out of the Liaison General store and business center laughing and carrying bags of money and beer. "See, Jimbo?" Killer said, "I told you, While the heroes are over there fightin' the nexus thingees' the city is ripe for the pickin'"

Jimmy said, "Yeah, I know, but what if they beat it before we get out of town?"

"Naw, “ Killer said, "Gummy has our bikes right over there."

They rounded the corner and saw Gummy, another leather and denim clad biker, his gun out facing off with several people in funny suits.

"What the hell?" the first one asked.

"These creepoes are gonna try an stop us." Gummy said.

Jimbo, Slash, Buster, Big John, Charlie and Juju stood behind the leader, Killer. Killer shook his head and said, "No, They ain't. We got no time for this. Waste 'em."

Vheeter, the girl one in a big spotted leopard skin onesie, laughed and said, "Waste 'em! Like in the movies! Cool!"

Scarlet Lampshade, the big man in the red waited until they were all drawing their guns and suddenly a bright light flashed from him, blinding them all for a moment. But that was all the odd group needed.

Whiskers said, "Sidekick Squad, Get em!” Since Whiskers moved fastest she pulled out her slingshot and shot a small water-balloon of finger-paint at Killer. It hit and splashed red paint in his face. He screamed like he had been hit with acid.

Cheeter jumped at the closest one, Gummy, but she tripped over her shoe-laces, landing at his feet, and accidentally rolled into his legs, tripping him and knocking him to the ground, making him drop his gun.

Louie, The one in the mobility scooter, hit the forward button, and drove into Jimbo, and whacked Slash with his cane, knocking Jimbo to the ground and making slash drop his gun.

"Good Job Louie!" Vet, the one in the black cloak said. He moved forwards and slapped something against the cheek of Buster.. Buster swung at him, knocking him down, but as he fell a bird flew off of his shoulder and flew at Charlie. The bird made a loud "Caw" sound, startling Charlie and he tripped over the black cloaked man.

"You okay Vet?" Scarlett Lampshade asked. "Boy for a vet you sure don’t fight very well."

"I'm not that kind of vet!" he said. "I don't fight! I'm a doctor. Can't you all ever remember that?" as he spoke, buster fell to the ground. "But the ketamine patches will make them sleep so they don’t fight either.”

Scarlett lampshade threw a shade cloth over Juju, and pulled the drawstring, locking the top half of his body in a light-proof bag. While Juju was yelling, Scarlet Lampshade punched him. Juju fell onto the ground and struggled with the cloth.

Whiskers loaded a marble and a snap & pop in the slingshot. the marble hit Big John in the chest and the impact made the snap & pop make a "bang" sound. Big John yelled, "I'm shot!” and dropped to his knees.
Cheeter, who was on the ground beside Gummy, picked up the gun that Gummy had dropped and pointed it at him. "You be nice now," she said. While he stared at the gun she pulled out a hard plastic club and bonked him on the head.

"Ow!" he said, grabbing his head "That hurt!" Cheeter said, "Yeah, so does shootin' people. You can't do it in Liaison anyway, see?" she said, and clicked the gun's trigger several times. no shot was fired.

Louie turned around and whacked the back of Slash's legs with his crutch and ran over Jimbo's feet with his mobility scooter.

Vet slapped a ketamine patch on Charlie, who tried to stand and then fell back down.

Scarlet Lampshade pulled the cord tightening the cloth that was wrapped around Juju much tighter and lower down, and used the cord to tie his feet. Juju flopped around helplessly.

Killer said, Screw this! and ran and started his motorcycle.

Cheeter jumped up and ran to Louie. "Lets get him!" she said, as she jumped onto the back of his mobility scooter. The little souped up mobility scooter took off fast enough that the motorcycle hadn't gotten speed up yet.

They were right beside him when Cheeter shoved Louie's crutch into the spokes of the front wheel of the motorcycle.. the front wheel stopped, and the back end rose up, shooting Killer forwards. He went tumbling down the street, and came to a stop groaning in pain.. Cheeter and Louie stopped beside him and handcuffed him to the wrecked motorcycle.

Gummy started to go towards his motorcycle and Scarlett lampshade said, "You really want to do that, son?"

Jimbo was on the ground cursing and holding his feet. Slash tried to get up, only to see a black bird fly at him screaming "Caw!" He ducked to the ground.

Whiskers moved to big John and said, "I'm a doctor, let me se the wound and check your pulse." she glanced at his chest, knowing it was ok, and while she held one hand, she put a handcuff on it, and pulled the other up and cuffed it too."Yeah, you're ok. The marble didn't break either, so it’s a win win."

"Marble?" Big john asked.

Whiskers picked up the glass marble. "Yep, Good as new, see?" she also attached a chain from the cuffs to his foot while she was bent down.. When he tried to stand, he found himself tied up.

Scarlet Lampshade sat beside Gummy and said, "You know, son,, A life of crime is no way to get ahead. especially in a gang. "Look at how stupid that was. I mean attacking and robbing a superhero town? My grandmother lives here, and she can shoot the eyebrows off of a mosquito. It was really dumb to do this.You know that, right?" Gummy nodded. "Then there may be hope for you."

The sirens stopped and the constant thunder quieted. Liaison’s high tech armored police, the TAK squad, flew overhead, but one of them stopped in mid air and lowered to the ground. Captain Edge took her helmet off and asked scarlet Lampshade, "Do I want to know?"

He laughed,. “Probably not." he pointed to where the rest of the sidekick squad were bringing the gang together and piling their weapons away from them. Each one who had still been awake eventually got a ketamine patch. Vet hated violence. so this way they wouldn't hurt themselves, and the hurt ones felt no pain.

"This gang decided to rob the bank while the heroes were fighting a nexus beast." Scarlet Lampshade said. "I saw Reverend Baker go in after they left, so she likely has the people in there calmed down and safe."

Whiskers walked up to Captain Edge. “Hi Captain Suit!" she said. "We got some bad guys for ya! You wanna report an' statement?"

"Of course we do." Edge said. "Just when you go in, please do not talk to Harrelson. He's still nervous from your last report."

Whisker scratched her head. "Hmm, Why do you guys have such nervous officers here. I mean they fight nexus things, you’d thing they could do a simple report." she smiled. “Hey! Do you want me to teach like a class on how to do reports!"

"No!" Edge, Louie, Vet, and Scarlet Lampshade all said. in unison. Cheeter just shrugged

"Geeze, it was just an idea." Whiskers said.

Edge said, "Me Tennant , it appears your crutch is bent."

Louie looked at his crutch. "Yeah, someone used it to stop a motorcycle." he said looking at Cheeter.

"I have a few at the house, I can give you one," Vet said.

Louie looked at vet as the Myna bird on vets shoulder laughed at them all. "But you're an animal doctor.." Louie said. "What animal uses crutches?"
Vet laughed. "Me. I sprained my ankle last month, remember?"
The mynah bird said “Nevermore!" and then "Caw!" Vet shook his head and said, "Hush Poe."

The bird laughed at him again.

Edge looked at Scarlet lampshade. "Thanks for working with the sidekicks.. It’s a huge help." she put on her helmet and said, "Good work Sidekick Squad." and her thrusters came on and she shot up into the sky heading for the sky platform.

>>>end

09/16/2025

While creating many of the Catseye Comics characters, I was very much in the closet as LGBT. But as time went by, I not only accepted it but chose to flourish as an LGBT person. I have no regrets in coming out of the closet.

Many of the characters of Catseye Comics are LGBT. And they developed that way organically. None were a forced choice. And none were designed for political reasons. The characters are who they are because of the spark of life they asserted during creation. They literally spoke to me and asseted who they were. And part of good writing is letting the characters speak for themselves.

09/16/2025

Since Cheetah is one of our main characters, we wanted to share info on real cheetahs.

Have you ever wondered what the differences are between a cheetah and other spotted big cats? According to the internet, the cheetah's spots and their feet are very different from other big cats in fairly obvious ways...

Many internet sites show the big cats differently than this comparison, so, the spots MAY OR MAY NOT not actually differ the way they say in the comparison. There are dozens of internet photos of Jaguars, Panthers and Leopards with the simple spots supposedly found on only the Cheetah, not the pattern spots in this picture comparison. I do not know which is correct.
The feet of the cheetah ARE more like a dog's foot than a cat's. This fact I have seen in several wildlife documentaries, so I do believe that to be true. The larger toes and shape of the foot give them better traction for accelerating and turning than the other, sharper clawed, big cats' feet.

09/12/2025

To make things perfectly clear, Catseye comics represents the heroic ideals and freedom of the individual. Those freedoms end at the tip of the other's nose. You are free to believe what you want but not to force others into it.

That being said, Catseye Comics believes in LGBTQ as a lifestyle as valid and moral as any other choice. Several of our characters; although fictional; are truly heroic and are also LGBTQ, including the star of the line, Catseye herself. If you do not agree, then don't buy our comics.

We are currently in a world where concentration camps have become real again. Where personal freedom is scoffed, and where our constitution has been not only suspended, but thrown away. We all have choices, and following known evil is a choice. Edmunds once said that the only thing necessary for evil to prosper is for good men to stay silent.

The partners of Catseye Comics are currently on the losing side of this back room war. But we are not gone. That may happen soon; but until them, we are here and we are not silent.😡😡😡😡
-Razor Indigo, head writer of Catseye Comics

05/04/2025

Hi guys! It’s Whiskers, Catseye’s sidekick from Catseye Comics ©™ (or whatever)! You probably remember me from my slogan,

05/04/2025

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Hi guys! It’s Whiskers, Catseye’s sidekick from Catseye Comics ©™ (or whatever)! You probably remember me from my slogan,

02/23/2023

A Fracking Whiskers Story
By Razor Indigo

Okay, so. once upon a time, Last Thursday... No wait, I already told you that one...

Okay, lets start again...
It was a dark and stormy night....
The maid Screamed...
And a silhouette of a cat appeared on the wall of the mansion.,
There was turmoil as the crowd of parry guests ran towards the screams ( and away from them ). 5 of the guests slipped on the turm - oil, and landed flat on their backs groaning .

The detective inspector yelled out, "We need to gather the suspects! Bring them all into this room where they can't touch anything , and keep them together so they can't talk and make up fake stories."

Yeah, the detective inspector was a moron, but then, he had several wives, so , what can you do?

So while the suspects, all stood around, 5 of them complaining that they had oil all over their clothes, The detective inspector grilled one of them. But since the grill wasn't actually lit, he basically just made the lady sit on the dirty barbecue on the porch with her white dress for like 20 minutes. The lady was not happy. After getting Turm - oil, and then grill grease on her nice white outfit, she was really mad.

Well, the few who had run away, wandered around the house for a while then went back into the party room and started eating all the dip. Meanwhile with the Detective inspector grilling the lady in white, and the dippy people in the party room alone, the others started to get tired of being in the kitchen. One of them said, I am tired of this! there is not a colonel of truth in anything here!" and he grabbed the mustard squeeze bottle and spurted it in the face of the Detective Inspector's helper, Milo.

“Well,” Milo sputtered , “which is what you do when you get plastered with mustard, even in those high priced facial places that tell you in advance they are gonna plaster you with mustard, but it still happens.

Anyway, Milo sputtered and started wiping off the mustard.

One lady grabbed an oily appetizer. an escargot , that means snails, (eww.) and she lit the oil with her cigarette lighter and tossed the escar-lit as she ran out of the room. But she didn't hit Milo, it was a Miss Escar-lit.

Finally, the detective inspector brought Miss White Dress back inside, and looked for someone else to grill. He chose the maid. He took her out and made her sit on the grill. "How do you like sitting on the hot seat?" he asked.

"It's not so hot," she said. After all it wasn't lit.

"Where were you when the maid screamed?" he said, getting up in her grill, which was embarrassing since she was sitting on the grill. You know, she could likely sue him for something. Taking liberties with charcoal , or whatever.
So she slapped him and said, "I am not that kind of grill!"

He frowned. "You mean that kind fo girl?"

The maid shook her head and said. "No, I mean grill. If you want me to talk, you need to take me out for dinner and a show, not just try to get up in my grill."

The detective said, "Oh, so you want to be my grillfriend?”he asked. ”What is your name, anyway?" the detective asked.

"My name is NOT Annie Way. It's Barbara. Barbara Queue."

"Okay miss Barbie Que., where were you when the maid screamed.?"

"I was right there of course!" she said.

"Aha! You admit it!" he harumphed. Have you ever heard someone really do that, it is like the dumbest thing ever. I mean Harumphing? Really?

"Of course I admit it!" she yelled at him. “I was there because I screamed!"

The detective Inspector put his thumbs under his armpits, (Now that is a really gross habit in the summer time) and stood up tall and said, "Aha!" Case solved!"

The detective inspector and his men took Barbie Cue and the grill away in the paddy wagon. It was really something to see them pulling her along in a little green toy wagon, but they did.

The clock struck midnight, and midnight was knocked out. Also, all the people had to leave. The party ended and no one really got to get together and do anything because of the whole maid screaming and police asking questions thing.

After the people left, the host said, "We didn’t get to drug and blackmail any of the people we invited to the party. We'll never get them to do what we want."

"All because that damn maid screamed." the hostess said.

Whiskers sneaked in (it is not snuck.) and got the tiny remote controlled mouse from under the dishwasher. Getting the maid to scream was easy, now those buttheads couldn't get their fracking permit. She smiled and ran silently into the night... well silently until she fell over the garbage cans... and then the neighbors drum set, and then fell into the next house's pool.

>>>end

12/29/2022

From Steve-
One of the best and truest people to be a superhero was Kevin Conroy. Yes, he was an actor, but he was also the spirit of the Batman the most people see when they think of the iconic hero. This is his story...

One actor has inhabited the role of Batman more iconically than any other -- Kevin Conroy, the voice actor who holds the record for having played Batman for ...

12/11/2022

We have not been paying much attention to our page, but we will be changing that. Starting next week, we will be posting short stories featuring our favorite Catseye Comics characters. These will be "pulp magazine" type stories. Just a few pages and only text. We hope you like them.

Coming Next Week: The Makeover That Saved The World

08/06/2021

Catseye Comics Inc is looking for a model / actress to be our live action version of our comic book super heroine “The Captain”. The job is currently a small sideline gig with low pay and short hours that can work around your schedule. Ideally we have people for other characters, most of whom you can see at http://CatseyeComics.com , and the actresses currently cast can be seen at our Catseye comics page. (if you do not fit the description of the character in this ad, but want to be part of our cosplay modeling and videos, email us and ask)

Catseye comics is a small local company that uses our comic talent to create graphic novels, books, and events to help fund a wildlife rescue charity, The American Wildlife Refuge. This is a promotion of heroism. Our comics are for all ages, and our heroes are presented as examples of the best of our hopes. As a charity funding group, the pay is low, the animals need the money for food and medical care.

The modeling and appearance work is mostly for presenting to kids and the infirm. Often there will be site visits with things to hand out or photos with the public. Some visits to hospitals may be requested. Some party events will be requested. There may be some working with live owls or hawks involved.

The live action video shorts are YouTube level presentations, but are officially licensed, since we own the characters. They will be short stand alone videos, but will develop into storylines.

The character, Dia NaKirk is an alien exiled to Earth. Her race originated on Earth, so the are almost identical to current humans. Dia is VERY TALL, in the comics she is 7 feet tall, but in actresses we hope for at least 6 feet tall, preferably taller. Functioning Athletic body preferred as there are action scenes. Solidly built and coordinated a plus.
We do not care if you are not a runway model. Real shaped people are preferred. This is not an exploitive role, it is a heroic role that will be examples for children.
Since this is an action character, dance or martial arts abilities are a plus.
Gender - female or trans to female
Height - 6 FT TALL or TALLER
Coloration - exotic or light skinned preferred, but any coloration will work if the height is there
Body type - athletic, solid
Vocal skills - English required, other languages helpful.

The costume and gear will be custom made to the actress, so there is some preparation work. The role is a complex one with possible long term future work, as she is an important character of the comic book series.