08/31/2026
My daughter looks at me today and completely serious says:
โMom, I canโt wait to go to the eye dentist.โ
๐๏ธ๐ฆท
She immediately caught herself.
โI mean the EYE DOCTOR!โ ๐
Meanwhile, Iโm stuck on the horrifying mental image she just gave me.
Absolutely NOT. ๐ญ
Can you imagine sitting down and theyโre like, โOkay, open wideโฆโ except ITโS YOUR EYEBALL?!
Here comes the drill. ๐๏ธ๐ฆท๐ ๏ธ
Nope. Appointment canceled. Iโll just be blind. ๐
Kids really do just casually say things that permanently alter your brain chemistry.