Snark Market

01/15/2026

Obsessed is an understatement 😍
These embroidered cocktail napkins are bringing all the XO energy—perfect for girls’ night, date night, or your Galentine’s table. Cute, classy, and reusable because we love a little sustainable sass. 🍸✨

01/15/2026

Hosting season = upgraded 🍹
Our XO cocktail napkins are the easiest way to make your bar cart, coffee table, or party spread feel extra special.

https://snarkmarketplace.etsy.com/listing/4441339504

This Party Decor item is sold by SnarkMarketplace. Ships from San Antonio, TX. Listed on Jan 14, 2026

11/04/2025

🎉 Lets Go Roadrunners! 🎉

Show your San Antonio spirit with our brand new **UTSA Papel Picado Sweatshirt** — a cozy blend of comfort, color, and college pride. Inspired by the vibrant papel picado banners you see all over Fiesta, this design brings that same energy to your everyday look.

Perfect for game days, tailgates, or just repping your hometown in style. 💙🧡

✨ Soft unisex fit
✨ Printed, not vinyl — long-lasting color
✨ Designed with love in San Antonio

Grab yours before they fly off like confetti! 🎊

09/19/2025

😎🐾 Some pups were born to be Not Slim, Kinda Shady.
This bandana is for the dogs with big attitudes, side-eyes for days, and zero regrets about stealing your snacks. Soft, stylish, and guaranteed to get laughs (and compliments).
👉 Grab one for your pup today!

https://www.etsy.com/listing/4364449571/dog-bandana-o-not-slim-extra-shady-o?etsrc=sdt&fbclid=IwdGRjcAM6m09jbGNrAzqbS2V4dG4DYWVtAjExAAEebMdw6L9b51F64CEljq528q8SHUGXGOy5uigIK5Hn313awrNCm1QAQu81VhY_aem_4VQhvLjh--YdNk6JqmZR_w&dd_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Flm.facebook.com%2F

This Pet Neckwear item is sold by Snarkandneedle. Ships from San Antonio, TX. Listed on Sep 6, 2025

09/16/2025

🧵🐾 Turn your best friend into art.
Our custom Dog Portrait Embroidery captures every floppy ear, soulful eye, and quirky smile in thread. Perfect for gifts, keepsakes, or just showing off the pup who runs your world.
👉 Order yours today and keep your furry friend stitched close forever.

This Wall Hangings item is sold by Snarkandneedle. Ships from San Antonio, TX. Listed on Sep 6, 2025

09/10/2025

🐾 It’s officially a Bad Dog Era. 🐾
Whether your pup’s a little mischievous or just has main-character energy, this bandana says it all. Soft, stylish, and made for the troublemakers we love most.
👉 Snag one for your furry rebel today and let them strut their sass!

This Pet Neckwear item is sold by Snarkandneedle. Ships from San Antonio, TX. Listed on Sep 6, 2025

09/09/2025

✨ Meet your new favorite cozy essential: the Little Ray of Pitch Black sweatshirt 🌑✨
Perfect for anyone whose sunshine comes with a little sarcasm. Soft, comfy, and just the right amount of moody—this sweatshirt is ready to be your go-to for coffee runs, couch hangs, or casual nights out.
👉 Grab yours now and let the world know you’re a vibe.

07/10/2025

💭 Are you the kind of person who double-texts, overthinks every conversation, and can’t sleep without replaying 2007?

Congrats! You’ve just been accepted to Anxiety University – Honors Program 🙃
And we’ve got the official uniform right here.

This cozy Comfort Colors sweatshirt is soft, sarcastic, and totally relatable — perfect for you or your anxious bestie who deserves a good laugh (and a warm hug).

🖤 Available in unisex sizes S–XXL
🧵 Handmade with love and mild existential dread
🛍️ Shop now: https://snarkandneedle.etsy.com/listing/4331950568/anxiety-university-sweatshirt-honors