08/28/2026
In my defense, I’ve been training for this job basically my entire life. 😂
It started on MySpace, where I strategically selected my profile song and copied HTML code in sixth grade just so my page could have the perfect background. 🕺
Does that practically count as a coding degree? I’m saying yes.
Also, petition to bring profile music back. 🙋♀️ Now for the reaaaaal drama... who made your top friends list and who was bumped out?
Anyway… chronically online then. Professionally online now. ✨