Bobby The Alchemist

31/05/2026

Head on down to Chef Alfredo's in Cedar City, Utah, to chit-chat with a smarmy Transdimensional Tourism Bureau tour guide (who, rather inconveniently, refuses to give us his name). You may experience him as a geometric form rather than as he truly is, as you will be bouncing through the Hubble Constant 0.6 ("EH6") manifold through to your phone here in EH7, and cannot accurately perceive someone from EH11 without visual translation.

*This fictional-yet-functional art project exhibit is an information kiosk for tourists, brought to you by me, Bobby, and in part by generous donations from players like you - if you ain't opposed to getting me some lasagna.

https://transdimensionaltourismbureau.com/.../oracle-05...
Also
www.ProKings.org

16/05/2026

Today, live at Smith Diesel Performance and Repair in Cedar City Utah, an interactive augmented reality experience. I must advise you to be cautious if you choose to engage in this experience. Supervision may be required.

+++ ALERT FROM COPSTATION 77 +++
+++ ASTEROID BELT BETWEEN MARS AND JUPITER +++
+++ SUITE 6 +++

Calling all Transdimensional Tourism Bureau Agents! Chief Mycelium of Earth-Λ10⁻¹²²-H0.8 needs your help! Shadowy menaces from Earth-Λ10⁻¹²²-H0.6 have invaded your world, and it's up to you to make sure Chief Mycelium keeps his pension! And save your world while you're at it.

https://transdimensionaltourismbureau.com/games/rift-002d-javelin-smithdiesel/

28/04/2026

Have you ever felt inspired by a powerful story (maybe a movie hero or a friend’s tale of overcoming odds) only to watch that spark fade when real life hits?
Stories give us the map, showing us what principles look like in action. But the real magic happens when your everyday choices line up with who you truly are deep down. That’s the only truth that matters: living in full alignment with your authentic self. Anything else, such as faking it, drifting, or chasing someone else’s version of you, is the only real “sin” that slowly erodes your life. When you’re congruent with your core, everything starts to click into place.

Look at the difference between distraction and amusement. Distraction yanks you off your path, leaving you scattered and empty. Amusement, rooted in the ancient idea of the Muses, pulls you back toward inspiration and creativity. It energizes you instead of draining you.
The same clarity shows up in pride versus hubris: true pride is quietly owning your worth without needing approval, while hubris is insecurity pretending to be strength.

Humans have always thrived the same way: as the ultimate hunters who master nature’s rules. We build bridges with triangles that must line up, invent technology that bends forces to our will, and succeed only when we respect reality rather than fight it.

Here’s the surprising payoff: if you strip away all the emotions and look at people through a cold, purely strategic lens (like analyzing the ultimate high-stakes game) you discover the smartest long-term move isn’t to step on others.
The winning strategy is creating maximum benefit and happiness for everyone involved. A rising tide really does lift all boats, and that’s the only game that keeps winning over time. Live true to yourself and play this way, and you don’t just succeed; you help everyone around you rise too. That’s real power. What’s one small step you can take today to align with your true self?

I customize entertainment, make scavenger hunts, songs, and craft all manner of art to this end: as an invitation to ignite the heart, and do things in a bigger way, so the spark roars into a fire that covers the entire world with the flames of inspiration. As far as I can tell, the forecast is looking absolutely firey.

-Bobby

PS Here is a song that my buddy JR and I whipped up, something for every blue-collar entrepreneur to drive to. I dig it. Maybe you will, too.

TTB - Blockade Runner

21/04/2026

As an artist of every possible kind of creation that I can explore, there is the discoverable, the repeatable phenomenon. Through ART I may communicate things only I can otherwise see in repeatable and iterative ways; and then YOU might notice the 3D stereogram embedded in a fancy image of Ashdown Gorge.

I could imagine none of you asking yourselves "Why, a 2-dimensional object holds a secret 3-dimensional embed?" So I did it instead. I love the subtle suggestion of transcending the dimensions.

And here is a guide on making your own Möebius Strip: an object that demonstrates transdimensionality at your fingertips.

Cut a long strip of paper (e.g., 1–2 inches wide, 10+ inches long).
Give one end a half-twist.
Tape the ends together.
Try drawing a line down the middle — it will cover the entire "surface" without lifting your pen and end up back at the start. Cut along that line and see what happens!

I was shown how to do this in the 7th grade in science class. What might it suggest about the third dimension, in simple but significant ways for you? Who knows? But what a rad question to play with.
The outcomes are replicable; so what might they mean for you?

And now, on to the showcase. Here are images I've crafted with embedded stereograms. Some people might be able to get a 3D effect out of these. Many have reported getting a headache or nausea from this, so please consider your needs before risking viewing.

19/04/2026

Finally, artistic satisfaction.

I am an artist, and I have worked for years to create art to resonate for different people, looking for what might work, what emotional resonance could be found, etc. And it is a struggle. People may be so overwhelmed that casual art in passing might be as ignorable as a commercial.

Recently, I was going to showcase a video game I created, and realized that I had an opportunity, not just to show off a little technology but to give people something to work with, something to dig their teeth into. I wanted something a little more emotional than just a silly video game, so I asked my friend Travis Sant if I could put him in as one of the characters. He has this great big heart, and I knew if I used him as a muse, that there would be enough heart to resonate just so.

So imagine my face when I make a video of this guy exterminating an armada of squids in space, and find myself crying like it's a World War 1 movie when he says, "I got this. Now go save your friend."

That's artistic resonance, baby.

15/04/2026

I'm happy to announce the launch of Copstation 77's first interactive episode: "The First Infraction".
Solve the murder of Harlan Voss, the space oil magnate. Fight fish-missile-firing squid starships around Jupiter's moons, and burn eight cylinders of rumbling petrol between asteroid jumps. Toggle weapons depending on enemy type, and proceed to have an otherworldly time.
www.TransdimensionalTourismBureau.com/Copstation77/
-Bobby
Founder & Director
Transdimensional Tourism Bureau

25/01/2026

Some might not yet have heard of the Transdimensional Tourism Bureau, but you will.

04/10/2025

This story came to me while I was out hiking:

A gentleman name Pranjeet went to city council and announced that their lord had visited him last night, and told him to tell them to repent.
They laughed at him until he pounded his fist.
He said "Get your belief on a leash! Aren't there ordinances about this kind of thing!? I pay taxes!"
And they laughed at him again and said "Get out, foreigner!"
And their Lord came and visited Pranjeet another night, and said to tell them to repent.

But Pranjeet was a Hindu man. So he learned fast, and he formed a business called God Catchers LLC.
He didn't even get a website.
He drove around town with a butterfly net hanging out the window of a cheap little white van, shouting "You've got to be frugal!", with a colorful little sticker that he professionally cut out of vinyl himself for free.

And all the townspeople laughed for about a week until all of a sudden everybody was atheist.
They looked around, feeling a bit empty for a second, then realized they could finally admit everything that was true. And it was wild!
Oh, I'd say it lasted for about a half hour before everybody remembered that they were god at the end,
And The Creator Remembered And Laughed.

THE MIDDLE

04/07/2025

Happy birthday to my wonderful country!
Count the Redcoats: I'll post the answer key in the comments later.

29/06/2025

The Portals Project 2025 is officially launched at www.RobertEnnisArt.com