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Bobby The Alchemist logos and printing, apparel and decorations, political signs and art

Offset printing of all sorts, laser cuts and prototyping, marketing consultation, powered by intense design skills and an unending drive to learn.

Want me to touch up your almost-perfect AI creation?Wish for me to literally craft some next-level art with decades of d...
23/07/2026

Want me to touch up your almost-perfect AI creation?

Wish for me to literally craft some next-level art with decades of digital wizardry in my fingertips? Well, look no further. I'm Bobby, designer and printer (and head of the Transdimensional Tourism Bureau - enriching by design!)

The attached image, BTW, is NOT with AI at all, but is a photomontage of the more traditional, dreamlike digital art I love making. This one features our beloved Ashdown Gorge.

{ DESIGN RATES }
• Non-Emergency Rate: $50/hr for 1-2 week design turnaround
• Emergency Rate: $75/hr for 48-hr turnaround
• Late Night Emergency Rate (I love these!): $100/hr after 8:00 PM

Please schedule ahead for optimal pricing: pre-scheduled days are charged at non-emergency rate.

BUSINESS & POLITICAL CAMPAIGNS:
Design, printing & mailing - quick printing estimates - tax not included

{ BUSINESS CARDS }
Single-Set
Size: 3.5″ x 2″
Material: 16pt
Color: Full color on both sides
Finish: Glossy on one or both sides, your choice
Quantity: 1,000
Price: $125 includes shipping

{ Team Bundles }
Material: 16pt
Color: Full color on both sides
Finish: Glossy on one or both sides, your choice
Quantity: 5,000 (up to 5 variants of 1000 each)
Price: $300 includes shipping

{ For Larger Teams }
Material: 16pt
Color: Full color on both sides
Finish: Glossy on one or both sides, your choice
Quantity: 10 sets of 250 each
Price: $500 includes shipping

{ 6″ x 11″ EVERY-DOOR DIRECT MAILERS }
Material: 14pt card stock
Size: 6″ x 11″
Color: Full color on both sides
Finish: semi-gloss
Quantity: 1,000
Printing: $1,200
Shipping: You provide the mailing list (usually supplied by your County Clerk for a small fee.)
Turnaround: We can have them in the postal system within 4 days from approval, which usually means about a week to mailboxes.

{ TRIFOLD BROCHURES }
Size: 8.5″ x 11″
Material: #100 gloss cover stock
Finishing: semi-gloss finish
Folding: Tri-fold
Quantity: 1,000
Color: Full color on both sides
Printing: $385.00
Shipping: ~$25-35
Turnaround: 5-7 business days with optional rush.

{ BANNERS: 8′ x 4′ & 16′ x 2′ }
Material: 13oz outdoor vinyl
Size: 96″ x 48″ or 192″ x 24″ (same footage)
Color: Full color on front
Finish: semi-gloss UV coating, grommets every 2' with heat seams.
Quantity: 1
Printing: $125 includes 20 minutes of layout + delivery.
Turnaround: 3-5 business days with optional rush.

{ DOOR HANGERS }
Material: 16pt card stock
Color: full color on both sides
Size: 3.5″ x 8.5″
Finish: Glossy UV coating
Quantity: 1,000
Turnaround time: 7-10 business days
Price: $268 + shipping (around $25-30)

Material: 16pt card stock
Color: full color on both sides
Size: 4.25″ x 11″‘
Finish: Glossy UV coating
Quantity: 1,000
Turnaround time: 5-7 business days
Price: $350 + shipping (around $25-30)

{ CORRUGATED PLASTIC SIGNS }
Printing on one side in full color
– Sold by the sheet at 8′ x 4′
– Yields 10x 18″ x 24″ signs
Pricing without fancy routing: $125/sheet
Turnaround: 3-5 business days with optional rush.
• H-Stakes sold separately at $1.75 each

Note: we can cut these into all sorts of shapes, be it circles or hexagons for impact.

Need to immediately spice up your event?What if the whole party transformed at once, and everyone suddenly had to fight ...
21/07/2026

Need to immediately spice up your event?
What if the whole party transformed at once, and everyone suddenly had to fight a huge squid in the sky?
Shenanigans may ensue with people turreting around and blasting stellar cephalopods through the window of their phones. This is a NEW way of playing, looking up and with arms out. You'll be fully engaged in the action, moving in all directions and blasting away!

I'm willing to bet your guests might even thank you for turning up the party one full notch. Ah, but for now, why not aim around and find out with Evidence Defender?
Aim in all directions, using your phone. Change weapons depending on the enemy. Robots and big squids hate the blaster!

There is another WORLD on the other side of your phone screen. This one isn't GPS-pinned, but I DO make those exhibits!
And yes, it can all be extremely customized. Why not plan ahead by messaging me now, and get crackin'?

https://transdimensionaltourismbureau.com/games/c77/04/evidencedefender/index.html

If you're at Main Street park today, why not clobber some bats, skeletons and golems while you're at it? The world won't...
17/07/2026

If you're at Main Street park today, why not clobber some bats, skeletons and golems while you're at it? The world won't save itself!
https://transdimensionaltourismbureau.com/games/invaderquest/invaderquest-16/index.html

And please remember to exit through the gift shop www.journeygiftshop.com

I'm Bobby, Founder and Director of the Transdimensional Tourism Bureau. With decades of experience in design and print, getting you from your idea in the garage all the way to your next storefront; and with all the new technology coming out these days, these are real-world video games for people in Iron County (and beyond) to play. There are new worlds to discover on the other side of the phone. And if you don't like what you see, you DM me and I build you a better one.

Sample gameplay image attached, but really just go fight.
This has been described as "hard" to win.

17/07/2026

*EDIT*
My wife took what I wrote and improved on it. Here is the "after", and I'm pleased!
+++++

Now, this is just one scene from the point-and-click crime-solving role-playing game, "Copstation 77" 🎮, which I made using Photoshop, Illustrator, real estate (and a dozen other random types of) software, loads of AI for the programming, and a LOT of caffeine ☕.

In the attached video from the actual game, Sant features as Officer Pestbane exterminating a squid armada for you 🦑 (but only if you make the right choices!). I took his profile images, snipped this and that, fed it through Gemini to tell it to turn him into a space jockey 🚀, took that image and fed it into another AI to render a video. And another. About 8 renderings later I had a few pieces I could splice together in video editing software that I got a good deal on.

There's a whole new world on the other side of your phone 📱, and if you DM me YOU get to choose WHAT and WHERE that is 📍. I'm Bobby, Founder and Director of the Transdimensional Tourism Bureau 🌀. I help YOU create new things ✨.

Together, we can design company parties 🎉, games 🎮, customize events ✨ and races 🏁. (And do business cards 💼 and banners 🪧 and shirts 👕 and websites 🌐 and and and, so start imagining 💡!) Heck, we could be gussying up the walls with colorful graphics 🎨 and secret UV puzzles 🔦. And of course your exhibit can unfold into a whole new dimension 🌀 with GPS-pinned interactives:
📍https://transdimensionaltourismbureau.com/
So if your next idea feels too weird for a flyer and too big for a business card, send it through the portal anyway. I'll bring the pixels, puzzles, caffeine, and cosmic duct tape. See you in the next dimension. 🌀✨
• bring the idea, and we’ll start imagining what it can become 💡
• brand basics that get you noticed
• professional business cards and brand collateral 💼
• eye-catching banners, posters, and signs 🪧
• custom shirt graphics and merch designs 👕
• simple, stylish websites and digital landing pages 🌐
• local events, parties, and experiences
• custom visuals for local events ✨
custom graphics for company parties 🎉
race branding, signage, and participant materials 🏁
interactive worlds and hidden surprises
game art, assets, and interactive design 🎮
turn blank walls into colorful, branded visual experiences 🎨
add hidden UV puzzles, clues, and surprise details 🔦
build immersive experiences that unfold into a whole new dimension 🌀

www.transdimensionaltourismbureau.com

Check out the augmented reality booth today in Cedar City at the annual July Jamboree. Check out a big ol' honkin' engin...
11/07/2026

Check out the augmented reality booth today in Cedar City at the annual July Jamboree. Check out a big ol' honkin' engine in the sky as a robot answers some diesel questions. Maybe enter to win a free truck? If it works, this booth on Main Street is going to the next level with these 3D exhibits. (If it works.). Smith Diesel Performance & Repair for the win!

Go visit the booth to enter and see this exhibit. It is FLOATING in the other world, so go towards the light on Main Street.
https://transdimensionaltourismbureau.com/games/smithdiesel/smithdiesel-15/index.html

Happy 4th of July, Iron County! I have created a new style of video game. Swinging around in your office chair like a WW...
04/07/2026

Happy 4th of July, Iron County! I have created a new style of video game. Swinging around in your office chair like a WW2 turret, you'll be blasting Redcoat robots and purging a royal armada of squids in space to protect a valuable pile of evidence against those dastardly cephalopods. I made this in a few days.

https://transdimensionaltourismbureau.com/games/evidencedefender/july4/index.html

Have you always wanted to defend a pile of evidence from a squid armada on an asteroid, but weren't sure how?Well now yo...
03/07/2026

Have you always wanted to defend a pile of evidence from a squid armada on an asteroid, but weren't sure how?
Well now you can.
https://transdimensionaltourismbureau.com/games/evidencedefender/evidencedefender-04/index.html
Hi, I'm Bobby, Founder and Director of the
Transdimensional Tourism Bureau.
Having mastered design and print, I now also create 3D exhibits, augmented reality invasions for your booth or party, and engrave timeless metal and stone artifacts that you and your friends will be just dying (maybe in the desert) to look for.
Let me know when you're, ahem, READY.

What if you could play games in a transdimensional way, like a World War 2 gunner blasting down enemy planes, instead of...
30/06/2026

What if you could play games in a transdimensional way, like a World War 2 gunner blasting down enemy planes, instead of looking down at your screen? And what if instead of feeling oh so lazy, your arms were fully engaged as you targeted enemies by literally pointing at them from your swivel-chair turret? Behold, new ways to engage with the world. This one's a banger!

Help Chief Mycelium of Copstation 77 defend the evidence against an incursion of squid robots. The cephalopod menace must be stopped! https://transdimensionaltourismbureau.com/games/evidencedefender/evidencedefender-04/index.html

Hire me to create 3D exibits and sudden (often dangerous) games in the real world. Treasure hunts and custom adventures. The planet is our theme park. So where do you want to play?

Bobby
Founder and Director
Transdimensional Tourism Bureau

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