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09/04/2026

It appears my dog Wolfgang The Ween drank a bit too much "Prestige Toilet Water" at the gathering of dachshunds in the "Low Riders Hotel." Thank goodness the hotel had one vacancy left and the maid was kind enough to make him comfortable in bed.

08/28/2026

Wolfgang The Ween is a Silver Dapple Miniature Dachshund whose remarkably diverse career has included rock drummer, boat captain,
airborne adventurer, tree excavator, residential garden inspector, lizard-control specialist and occasional automobile operator.

His interests eventually expanded into politics where he lent
his considerable public influence to the campaign of a popular and well-known Wellington citizen. The candidate won. Wolfgang The Ween has declined to call this a coincidence.

A noted connoisseur of Premier Toilet Water, preferably served fresh from the finest porcelain, Wolfgang The Ween has also developed expertise in unauthorized food acquisition, neighborhood surveillance and landscape modification.His latest position as Senior Bovine Operations Consultant on The Great Cattle Roundup represents another
achievement in a distinguished career for which
absolutely no formal training has ever been discovered.

07/09/2026

Wolfgang The Ween working as an excavator in this heat. A very strong geo-mat was laid down throughout our community when houses were soon to be built. Now some large trees need help to expand their roots. As you can see, someone has come to help his favorite tree thrive.

06/06/2026

My dog Wolfgang The Ween is getting ready for a drum show. Stay tuned.... this should be bad-ass.

05/27/2026

And no, I am not cooking ducks. They like to come to eat seeds I throw out on the grass. My "specials" are for friends and family and we eat chicken....calm down now. We don't really eat chicken either.

04/15/2026

Looking forward to tomorrow's luncheon with the Wycliffe Stiffs. Here's my video from a few years ago showcasing these fun dudes!!

This is an AroundWellington.com NewsSpot video of the guys who play in the Wycliffe Stiffs Stickball League - possibly the funniest group of senior athletes ...

04/14/2026

I did not know my dog Wolfie has a boat. 😏

04/13/2026

Hey Everyone - thanks so much for the well wishes on my birthday!! I was so busy I'm just catching up on everything. So in the meantime, here's my dog Wolfie who is devoted to our Gumbo Tree and releasing its roots from the constricting "Geo Matt" the developer laid down years ago. The tree has grown a lot from Wolfie's endeavors. 😉