08/22/2025
"My neighbor sent me this photo like, ‘Hey… is this your dog?’ I was about to lie, but then I saw him standing on the balcony like he owns the whole neighborhood, holding a brick. I told her, ‘He doesn’t bite.’ She goes, ‘Yeah, I know. He started throwing bricks at people.’ Bro’s not protecting the house anymore, he’s personally mad at society."
